Andre The Giant

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• "who is Andre the Giant?" "is that the answer to a question?" "no I was just wondering who is Andre the Giant" -- Sam
• Andre the Giant always wanted to see a Broadway play, but didn't because he didn't want to block the view of others. -- Paman Bijak !
• Andre the giant is my new hero. The massive son of a bitch drank 119 beers in one night. -- Aaron Cargas
• Big Show's new gimmick is just yelling well-known things mid-match. "MY DAD ISN'T REALLY ANDRE THE GIANT" "I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER" -- Not Jim Ross
• We just made a bunch of Princess Bride reference at the office and now I want to watch it and also Andre The Giant was seriously the best -- Layton Shumway
• Sometimes I get sad when I remember my life goal of jumping out a window & being catched by Andre the Giant can never happen. -- Jen E.E.
• Andre The Giant has a son. And his name is Nolan Yonkman. -- Ryan B.
• Rusev is getting the fucking Andre The Giant push... HOW? -- #BelieveInHarrison
• Back me up here You feel like Andre the giant when eating @ ruby Tuesdays the salad bar is built for people under 5'5"come on -- Mike Kacelowicz
• So no one in WWE cares anymore that Cesaro won the Andre the Giant battle royale? -- Bad News Threepwood
• Mania 20 brought back the WWE HOF started in 1993 with Andre the Giant being the first and only inductee.. -- mac
• Don't know how I'm feeling about tonight's game... PIT vs CAR is about as fair as Andre the Giant vs a modified wrestler. -- Jordan Trabalzi
• Wait a minute...there's only one Andre the giant and he is unfortunately no longer with us. -- James Kocaba
• How big is Ciaran Whelan? He looks like Andre the Giant next to Joe Brolly's Rowdy Roddy Piper... -- Ciaran McCauley
• This Andre the Giant Biography is pretty cool -- Pat McIntosh
• The guy who took the toss for Clemson is a cross between Questlove, a bad guy in Guardians of the Galaxy and Andre the Giant -- Karthik K
• The wife is threatening to throw out my Andre the Giant mug?! What if I get an ad Andre sized thirst. Will someone talk some sense into her? -- Forest
• Can someone find me the Andre The Giant team promo from Survivor Series 1987? Andre is scary as fuck in it. -- Irish Dan
• I think I m set on the iPhone 6. The 6 Plus is just bigger. And unless I have Andre the Giant hands, I ain t about that life. -- Marco
• so we decided to put him in his place one night right? So we had andre the giant come on in and try on his ring trunks. -- Corndog Wallace
• Samuel Beckett used to drive Andre The Giant to school every day because they were neighbors. THAT IS SO INTERESTING TO ME. WHY. -- Skwuud
• Ha, that OBEY logo shit is Andre The Giant... -- Laz X'Angelis
• U2's heel turn is on par with Andre the Giant's. -- davidviola
• Cannae tell if it's the perspective there or if the boy next to Arda Turan is a distant relation of Andre the Giant. -- Mikey
• An André the Giant-esque regular at my job introduced himself then proceeded to tell me that he sees me being a Paramedic in Fiji. -- JENN GREEN
• Drew McIntyre might be willing to sacrifice everything, but Baron Corbin is fighting not to be in the Andre the Giant Battle Royal. -- Justin
• The Princess Bride because a. Its on channel 311 b. Fred Savage is wearing a Bears jersey c. Andre the Giant d. -- Tana
• Being beaten by an Andre the Giant in his prime is better than sitting at restaurant tables half a foot from one another. SERENITY NOW. -- Tim Ryan
• Andre the Giant's next of Kin was Bigfoot, so he has to be real. -- Scott McLaughlin
• Would i still be considered an asshole if i got a segway, but decorated it like a tiny wrestling ring so i could be andre the giant? -- Jessica Hudnall
• The iPad is basically what Andre the giant's custom cell phone would look like. -- Coffee & Wuffles
• Danny DeVito's "Trash Man" in Always Sunny is like Andre The Giant meets George "THE ANIMAL" Steele. -- A Vanilla Midget
• In honor of heres a good ass haiku i wrote in the 7th grade: hulk hogan leg drop, andre the giant is out, 1,2,3 hulk wins -- to-BOO keith sweat
• Mick ridgeway vs. pete ricketts is the greatest feud since hogan vs. andre the giant. -- tom from myspace.
• Did you know Andre the Giant is not dead but lives among us as a normal sized person with no memory of his past life? -- Benji Rayning Men
• Would you rather take a dick from Andre the Giant or Hulk Hogan? And no, death is not an option. -- Kakarot
• Probably not the best idea to have drank that monster a few hours ago... Stomach feels like Andre the giant is kicking my gut -- Francois c'est pas
• Holdzkom is the Andre the Giant of pitchers. Nobody knows just how big he actually is -- OffTheTriBoro
• Tuna is chicken of the sea when Jaws is Andre the Giant of the sea. -- T Wayne 1010
• "How do you know she's a man?" "She had hands as big as Andre the giant, and an Adam's apple as big as her balls.." "So you have no proof" -- Jaxx Erwin
• Fact-When your emotions are uncontrollable&youre so angry that you are about 2 go Andre the Giant,that it's best to shut up&dont act a fool! -- Jacob Robinette
• He says Andre the giant is better than the big show. I say hacksaw could take them all out. -- go away
• Who is the skinny andre the giant for the mavericks? -- Jason
• Is Andre the Giant doing voice-over for Perez? -- Will.I.Am
• Andre The Giant... Was that a wrestling reference? If so I approve -- Nathan Neumann
• LaQueen is really a maid name? Andre the giant and Cpt Psycho is pretty fitting. -- James Michael Cusick
• Do you think Bill SImmons is still coming to work but wearing a mask so no one knows it's him? Like Andre the Giant with The Machines. -- Kevin in Alberta
• This is the first time they've mentioned Cesaro winning the Andre the Giant tournament in months. -- kate
• Although he seems so big I might call him André the Giant (Szeli) instead of William. -- Matyas Szeli
• "It's not my fault being the biggest & the strongest...I don't even exercise!" -Fessik (Andre the Giant) -- BobWallace

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