Alvin Martin

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English footballer
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Very professional of doing the whole interview with Kenny Sansom and not letting on that he is not in fact Alvin Martin haha --
  • 4 star rating Pissing myself here Kenny Samson's convinced is Alvin Martin. --
  • 2 star rating Like Alvin Martin knows anything - he was the donkey of all donkeys, in fact that is insulting donkeys! --
  • 1 star rating According Alvin Martin shawcross isn't good enough for England. Just said it on talksport. He's fucking miles better than jones. --
  • 1 star rating Bek West Ham Alvin Martin mencetak hat-trick melawan tiga kiper berbeda saat menang 8-1 atas Newcastle Utd pada tahun 1986. --
  • 4 star rating naturally I said Phil Parkes, Alvin Martin and Mean Machine --
  • 4 star rating the one and only alvin Martin a true cockney legend --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin --
  • 4 star rating did Kenny Sansom think you're Alvin Martin?!! Lol --
  • 2 star rating MASSIVE thank you to Alvin Martin. What a top, top guy. Thank you for coming and for everything :) --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin in his West Ham days --
  • 3 star rating Alvin Martin once scored a hat-trick against three different goalkeepers --
  • 1 star rating Lol Alvin Martin saying Felipe Luis not good defensively. Basing his opinion on all the football he has seen him play (tonight) --
  • 4 star rating Berbatov can see things with the outside of his boot ~Alvin Martin --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin on talksport had a go at Phil Neville for his comments about Mangala. AM says Mangala didnt do much wrong for the 2 goals. --
  • 3 star rating "The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition." - Alvin Martin --
  • 1 star rating Adam Lallana raih pujian dari Alvin Martin (Mantan pemain nasional Inggris) yg mengaku terkejut dgn perkembangan skill Lallana. --
  • 5 star rating Shame it couldn't have been Alvin Martin. --
  • 1 star rating I was there midweek 8-1 Alvin Martin Hatrick v 3 diff keepers inc Beardsley, we should have won the league that season --
  • 4 star rating Berbatov can see things with the outside of his boot ~Alvin Martin --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin just called LVG Louis Van der gouw --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin's world of wonder --
  • 5 star rating Peter Beardsley in goal for Newcastle 1986 at West Ham and we got beat 8-1! The famous match where Alvin Martin scored against 3 keepers! --
  • 5 star rating Typical of an ex pro (Alvin Martin) to spend 15 minutes criticising City fans and not the manager or players for failings in Europe. --
  • 5 star rating Por isso que ela finge que pegou o Ted Danson, o Lyle Trachtenberg, o Frank Langella e o Alvin Martin e depois diz que ela não amou nenhum. --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin Hatrick against 3 different keepers --
  • 3 star rating Alvin Martin scored a hatrick against Newcastle - what made it unique in world football? --
  • 5 star rating I was at the Boleyn in 1986 when we beat Newcastle 8-1 and Alvin Martin scored against 3 different keepers, the last being Peter Beardsley! --
  • 5 star rating How do u take the "best sports pod in the game to 110% U get Alvin Martin to suggest some Jackson Browne as the new queue music. Done. lol --
  • 1 star rating 2) The three goalkeepers involved in Alvin Martin's hat trick were Martin Thomas, Chris Hedworth and Peter Beardsley. --
  • 4 star rating Berbatov can see things with the outside of his boot ~Alvin Martin --
  • 5 star rating With alvin Martin and Tony gale such a boy --
  • 5 star rating Martinez is so loved by Alvin Martin it's making have to investigate their relationship; your boys hoping to get on Everton's books? --
  • 3 star rating So Alvin Martin thinks Wenger should go upstairs. Most idiot idea ever!. --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin thinks ManUtd are in a "bigger mess" than Liverpool. HOW? Utd are 3rd, 7pts clear & could be 10 clear after Sunday... --
  • 3 star rating Got to say, Alvin Martin takes being a boring Cunt to a whole new Level --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin talks shite --
  • 4 star rating Alvin Martin talking absolute bollocks on talksport tonight. --
  • 5 star rating Off to the City, Balls Brothers at Minster Court, Ossie Robbo Jimmy Carter Julian Dicks Kerry Dixon Sedge Alvin Martin and others --
  • 3 star rating So Alvin Martin thinks Wenger should go upstairs. Most idiot idea ever!. --
  • 3 star rating Alvin Martin just said that Moreno is the best left back in the league --
  • 5 star rating Remember when Alvin Martin said a few weeks back that Bobby Martinez would be ideal to take over at Arsenal. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. --
  • 4 star rating Well seeing Alvin Martin couldn't cut it as a coach.... --
  • 5 star rating Alvin Martin still hasn't got a clue about Sakho --
  • 3 star rating I have visions of Ray Stewart, Trevor Brooking and Alvin Martin with this seasons West Ham Jersey --
  • 3 star rating Alvin Martin on Talksport. A scouser with a lisp makes for great radio --
  • 1 star rating Bek West Ham Alvin Martin mencetak hat-trick melawan tiga kiper berbeda saat menang 8-1 atas Newcastle Utd pada tahun 1986 --
  • 4 star rating "The proverbial is hitting the flan at the moment" - ALVIN MARTIN --
  • 3 star rating Hahaha , Alvin Martin thinks it's West Hams year, fuck me , typical Scouse cunt --
  • 1 star rating Alvin Martin has just referred to West Ham as 'us' 3 times and called Bristol City Birmingham City. Quality impartial commentary --

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