Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alton Brown I'm a crusher
Former Major League Baseball Player (Famous from Washington Senators in 1951)
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Alton Brown is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Alton Brown
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Is it too late to go as Alton Brown for Halloween? -- Definitely Not Nick
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He is a bad bitch -- sar 🌿
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I love Good eats reloaded thank you Alton brown. So looking forward to new Good Eats Episodes. -- Joel Corbin
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I post me cooking to my IG stories half cus i think i'm alton brown n half so girls will see i can cook n let me wife them -- dychael scott
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Maybe I m delirious from this migraine but the shaved head look really works for Alton Brown -- Phil Incelmo
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I once brined a turkey using Alton Brown s recipe and it turned out really tender and moist, I gave myself an almost orgasm. -- PaleoNTonic
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I have very vivid memories of my dad and i watching alton brown's show good eats when i was little and idk what to do with them -- s a m m i
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All I really want is for Alton Brown to draw a doodle of me on a post-it -- airhead
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Dungeon Meshi is just a dnd campaign DMed by Alton Brown -- Julia Floyd 🏳️🌈💕
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Alton brown is the greatest person probably ever. thanks for coming to my ted talk. -- gracie 🧠
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alton brown is a snack -- renee 🐋
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He is a trickster god -- Genesis
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I feel like alton brown is an incarnation of loki -- foreveryoung ✨
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I LOVE Alton Brown he s So Much but it s just right -- Cait
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Opinion: alton brown is a national treasure -- cass
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He is a culinary genius. -- g33ksquared
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Celty a pillow with a taped picture of alton brown is not a body pillow -- :thonkang:
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Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.' - Alton Brown -- Recipe Ideas
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Been here two hours. Made my parents some guac using Alton Brown s recipe. They are very happy to have me along. -- [Harm to Ongoing Matter]
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Bobby Flay is overrated, we should be stanning Alton Brown! -- someone.
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Everything In food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. - Alton Brown -- Meredith G.
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INA IS THE ONLY FOOD NETWORK PERSONALITY THAT MATTERS (other than Alton Brown) -- alicia 💝
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Y all out here talking about game of thrones but are you aware that GOOD EATS is getting a revival ?! Alton brown the legend -- Ali
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he is my hero!!! He s second to Batman. I feel like he d understand lol -- Drew Harris
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Alton Brown approved Breadhive is certified -- Zemmy Zubaz
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Is there a sexuality that's just Alton Brown? (asking for a friend) -- Emily Jo
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Alton Brown just quoted Spongebob and now Iron Chef America is my favorite show again -- Lexi
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Alton brown said ratatouille is in the top 3 food movies of all time. i, for one, agree wholeheartedly -- sheffersonium davidsonism
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Why is Alton Brown selling toothpaste -- Chubnbass
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What is Alton Brown s deal -- lana del tay
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Alton brown: coffee is a spice ????Spiced water spiced watr!!!! -- Erika Swanson
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Everyone loves alton brown but has anyone gone back fo watch good eats recently? that show is uh extremely racist -- if bein wong's a crime, i'm servin forever
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Idk y but alton brown is so sexy -- atomic tooth
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He is one of the most chaotic forces in the universe -- Katie
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He is actually a God amongst men -- TheUbermenschlet
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Random thought while watching Hot Ones with Alton Brown:
I really miss Anthony Bourdain . -- RowanBailey_Grant19
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"Oh that looks like Alton Brown."
That IS Alton Brown.
"Oh." -- Chia-Yu Hsu
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He is daddy -- mister hondo
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I just found out alton brown is a double leo and tbh i am not surprised -- em Ⓥ
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Someone FINALLY commented on my t-shirt saying "you saw alton brown live? That's so fuckin cool" -- 🍋🌞🌻🐝💛
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This urgent care is playing Alton brown and this is helpful -- Kota 🐾
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Alton brown is so hot... dont @ me -- desi-licious
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As I watch Cutthroat Kitchen for no reason, I notice that he is slowly morphing into Jeff Goldblum and I m horrified -- And I Think My Spaceship Knows Which Way To Go
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He is my new favorite human. -- Liz Gross
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Alton brown is so hot -- noah
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Why I find alton brown so sexy is beyond me -- nikki
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The alton brown colgate commercial is good cause it s good eats -- mal
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Alton brown is a legend -- sky
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Howie mandel is my favorite person on tv. him and alton brown. -- eem💌
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Ted Allen is just store brand Alton Brown -- teddy
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