Alton Brown

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alton Brown
Former Major League Baseball Player (Famous from Washington Senators in 1951)
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Alton Brown is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Is it too late to go as Alton Brown for Halloween? --
  • 5 star rating He is a bad bitch --
  • 5 star rating I love Good eats reloaded thank you Alton brown. So looking forward to new Good Eats Episodes. --
  • 1 star rating I post me cooking to my IG stories half cus i think i'm alton brown n half so girls will see i can cook n let me wife them --
  • 3 star rating Maybe I m delirious from this migraine but the shaved head look really works for Alton Brown --
  • 1 star rating I once brined a turkey using Alton Brown s recipe and it turned out really tender and moist, I gave myself an almost orgasm. --
  • 1 star rating I have very vivid memories of my dad and i watching alton brown's show good eats when i was little and idk what to do with them --
  • 3 star rating All I really want is for Alton Brown to draw a doodle of me on a post-it --
  • 4 star rating Dungeon Meshi is just a dnd campaign DMed by Alton Brown --
  • 3 star rating Alton brown is the greatest person probably ever. thanks for coming to my ted talk. --
  • 5 star rating alton brown is a snack --
  • 5 star rating He is a trickster god --
  • 5 star rating I feel like alton brown is an incarnation of loki --
  • 5 star rating I LOVE Alton Brown he s So Much but it s just right --
  • 5 star rating Opinion: alton brown is a national treasure --
  • 5 star rating He is a culinary genius. --
  • 3 star rating Celty a pillow with a taped picture of alton brown is not a body pillow --
  • 5 star rating Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.' - Alton Brown --
  • 1 star rating Been here two hours. Made my parents some guac using Alton Brown s recipe. They are very happy to have me along. --
  • 4 star rating Bobby Flay is overrated, we should be stanning Alton Brown! --
  • 3 star rating Everything In food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. - Alton Brown --
  • 3 star rating INA IS THE ONLY FOOD NETWORK PERSONALITY THAT MATTERS (other than Alton Brown) --
  • 1 star rating Y all out here talking about game of thrones but are you aware that GOOD EATS is getting a revival ?! Alton brown the legend --
  • 3 star rating he is my hero!!! He s second to Batman. I feel like he d understand lol --
  • 5 star rating Alton Brown approved Breadhive is certified --
  • 4 star rating Is there a sexuality that's just Alton Brown? (asking for a friend) --
  • 3 star rating Alton Brown just quoted Spongebob and now Iron Chef America is my favorite show again --
  • 2 star rating Alton brown said ratatouille is in the top 3 food movies of all time. i, for one, agree wholeheartedly --
  • 5 star rating Why is Alton Brown selling toothpaste --
  • 5 star rating What is Alton Brown s deal --
  • 4 star rating Alton brown: coffee is a spice ????Spiced water spiced watr!!!! --
  • 5 star rating Everyone loves alton brown but has anyone gone back fo watch good eats recently? that show is uh extremely racist --
  • 5 star rating Idk y but alton brown is so sexy --
  • 4 star rating He is one of the most chaotic forces in the universe --
  • 5 star rating He is actually a God amongst men --
  • 3 star rating Random thought while watching Hot Ones with Alton Brown: I really miss Anthony Bourdain . --
  • 4 star rating "Oh that looks like Alton Brown." That IS Alton Brown. "Oh." --
  • 5 star rating He is daddy --
  • 3 star rating I just found out alton brown is a double leo and tbh i am not surprised --
  • 3 star rating Someone FINALLY commented on my t-shirt saying "you saw alton brown live? That's so fuckin cool" --
  • 4 star rating This urgent care is playing Alton brown and this is helpful --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is so hot... dont @ me --
  • 1 star rating As I watch Cutthroat Kitchen for no reason, I notice that he is slowly morphing into Jeff Goldblum and I m horrified --
  • 5 star rating He is my new favorite human. --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is so hot --
  • 5 star rating Why I find alton brown so sexy is beyond me --
  • 4 star rating The alton brown colgate commercial is good cause it s good eats --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is a legend --
  • 4 star rating Howie mandel is my favorite person on tv. him and alton brown. --
  • 5 star rating Ted Allen is just store brand Alton Brown --

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