I have a crush on Alonzo Bodden and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alonzo Bodden

American, Actor (Famous from winner of the third season of `Last Comic Standing`)

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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Alonzo Bodden is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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u gotta have alonzo bodden on the air more. His voice is silky smooth like Ernie Hudson from ghostbusters! -- Bradley Felten
Tom Papa, Iliza Shlesinger, Alonzo Bodden, and Trevor Noah this week -- Joonyeon Lee
Guys, alonzo bodden -- masha chepovetsky
Yay! I am doing a guest spot tonight at Yuk Yuks in Vancouver. Supporting the Alonzo Bodden. Run you can make it. -- Dick Darrow
We've seen Alonzo Bodden+he wasvery funny -- RRosen
Vancouver! Go see my friend Alonzo Bodden at this weekend - he's hilarious! -- Darrin Rose
I just found out today that ill be opening up for Alonzo Bodden in Toledo Nov. 13th thru 15th. I dont want to say im excited...IM EXCITED! -- Wes Ward
Props to Alonzo Bodden for making me actually want to drive a Pontiac Aztek on 100 Cars You Must Drive. -- Gator Mello

Alonzo Bodden a funny guy -- no surrender
Last Comic Standing 2014: Season Preview with Alonzo Bodden.. -- Reality TV News
Alonzo Bodden adalah nama pemilik dari sosok penggabungan antara kustom cafe racer dengan streetfighter, Ducati 1098 Cafe Fighter -- Love Yuasa Indonesia
Yo!! he is the funniest nigga alive -- Suge Knight
Make no mistake, he is Paying attention-Funny and smart Black man -- Kevin T Jumper
So far I've enjoyed Chelsea Peretti's, Alonzo Bodden's, Maz Jobrani's, Reggie Watts', and Wyatt Cenac's (& already seen all the Louie CK) -- Pasunepomme
Grateful for Alonzo Bodden keeping my ass sane -- Brandon Fong
Lesson in comedy: don't leave a show early, because Alonzo Bodden may show up Anything Goes :/ -- Zach Yonk
Alonzo Bodden Is Killing Me Right Now -- 玄 JEREMIH 玄
I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW LOVE: ALONZO BODDEN -- zee
Alonzo Bodden slaat de nagel op de kop -- ARG
Alonzo Bodden. I find him funny and witty. That is all. -- Bo
He is hilarious -- Killa Kam Chancellor
Has anybody seen Alonzo bodden on Netflix? -- High Functioning
Watching Alonzo Bodden -- Karen Renee'
Catching up with NPR's Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me, and so excited that I recently met funny man Alonzo Bodden. Nice, Cool guy. -- Charlayne H-G

"Listen ladies: You can fake orgasms. We can fake listening." - Alonzo Bodden -- Estelle Weyl
'Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?' has been removed from Netflix USA... -- NewOnNetflixUSA -fan
Alonzo bodden for the daily show. -- ☺Tom Factor
I think Alonzo Bodden would make a good replacement for Jon Stewart. -- David Tobey
"In Portland, '50 Shades of Gray' is just a weather report." --Alonzo Bodden -- Coraggio Group
"Portland has the most polite drivers and the worst drivers at the same time. How is that possible?" - Alonzo Bodden -- Shasta Kearns Moore
Alonzo Bodden - MUST SEE when in your town. KILLED it last night -- seth blanken
He is mad funny -- Bry Mar
Bodden -- lemmy ryans
Have you heard? It's getting HOT outside!!! it's getting hot outside and were all gonna DIE lol-Alonzo Bodden -- Team OsiRis™
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention >> -- Gargar Nyumah
He is funny af -- Louiii
Have you heard? It's getting HOT outside!!! it's getting hot outside and were all gonna DIE lol-Alonzo Bodden -- Father of Horus
Alonzo Bodden you are a funny man! Thanks for the laughs!!! -- Tomi Maiers
Concert: Alonzo Bodden, comedian and Raul Midon just to start.... -- Bob Ochoa
Alonzo Bodden was beyond offensive tonight at the LA Press Club awards thinking it was ok to use the N word 6 times tonight -- Endless Road
Well Just For Laughs is on. At the premiere of The Ethnic Show at Club Soda. Host he is rocking it. -- Brendan Kelly
"Everyone wants to be black until the cops come!" - Alonzo Bodden -- Tiba Illmatic Mtiya
Alonzo Bodden and there were other comedians too, then weird al did a free show outside, so funny! -- VaneTerri ❤️
Sugar Sammy¸ back from France for a spell, to host 17th Just for Laughs Canadian Comedy Tour, Oct. 13-28. With Alonzo Bodden & Gina Brillon -- Bill Brownstein
SickRage: Download Finished: Comedy Central Presents - 9x22 - Alonzo Bodden - SDTV -- EPIC Theatre
"White people get to hear shit like 'Sir, your mortgage has been approved'"- Alonzo Bodden -- Gipsy-Danger
Oh, hey, isn't just a voice on the radio, he has a body too. Also autocompletes to "Alonzo Bodden net worth" in Google. -- Xenoveritas
Alonzo bodden is sounding like an absolute idiot -- Jay Gatsby
I'm excited to see Alonzo bodden at the LA podcast festival -- Rodrigo Mojarro
Don't miss out on Alonzo Bodden, Tommy Ryman and Nardos Osterhart this week. That is going to be a fun show! -- Dr Grins Comedy Club