Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alkaline Trio I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Alkaline Trio
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - You can't go from playing alkaline trio to Johnny cash to weird al to boys 2 men. What is wrong with you. -- Eric Wisch
- All the best music! he is on now! And more stuff hiding in criminals pants still to come! -- The_Dashboard
- Pretty much all we listen to at the office is Alkaline Trio -- Whole Hearted
- Alkaline trio is bae af -- emo boy
- Old Alkaline Trio takes me back to grade school so hard, man. -- captain dickweed
- Really want to get drunk and play alkaline trio songs -- King Jabber Jaws
- Can we talk about how good "Clavicle" by he is?? -- Max Palmer (-_\\)
- Wishing I wasn't broke so I could see Alkaline Trio in Brooklyn this month. -- Nicole
- Alkaline trio is emo music for people who like country -- Emily
- Alkaline Trio are so fucking good. -- OddFuckingJack
- Why is blink still playing shows and why hasn t Alkaline Trio started recording a new album -- inez.
- He is so goooooood. -- kιrαrαrα.
- Forever thankful for Alkaline Trio. The concept of affection is making me want to puke right now. -- Eric Sedeno
- My biggest question about wrestling the last month or so is why they have Baron Corbin wrestling dressed as a member of Alkaline Trio -- James
- At a bar in Omaha alone listening to strangers screaming lyrics to Alkaline Trio and PBR is on draft. Feels pretty much like home. -- Avery Chase
- Alkaline trio is my guilty pleasure. -- Cody Lesoski
- One of the main reasons I love Forza 3 is is on the soundtrack. -- John Emmanuel Cards
- I think I'll develop a drinking problem so I can better relate to the alkaline trio songs im blasting over and over -- Luke Rosa
- : I wish I could go back to being 12 discovering Alkaline Trio, Brand New and TBS all over again. -- Tom
- Really hope bring the tour to England! -- Stuso
- Today I ate Taco Bell and listening to Alkaline Trio while driving in the suburbs. So basically I time traveled back to 2001. -- dulce calor
- I had almost forgotten how great Alkaline Trio really is. -- scrooge
- Getting tattooed while listening to alkaline trio is fuckin tight -- tatted alt bro
- Alkaline trio is playing at Kroger -- Ashey
- Lads let's all go uprawr when this is all over n request alkaline trio songs........ Feeling emotional -- daisy
- He is playing at work right now, tonight is gonna be good. Besides the fact that I tripped up the stairs. -- Rebecca
- Really wanna see again -- Bustin' Dustin
- Derek from he is not a good singer -- Conner Johnson
- No one cares but I made a 90 song alkaline trio cd so I'm the happiest girl alive -- Sweet
- Alkaline Trio has always been my catharsis music when I'm in my darkest patches, so... ummm... I really need this show tonight. -- Seth Sommerfeld
- Seriously. Now I'm listening to Alkaline Trio. And not even From Here to Infirmary. Totally lost. -- Lauren Barker
- Radio by alkaline trio is probably one of my favorite songs but it's so angry and vengeful which is not like me at all -- Melissa
- The episode of American Dad where Stan is obsessed with My Morning Jacket is easily comparable to my obsession with Alkaline Trio. -- andrea
- I'm ashamed to say i now love Alkaline Trio, why do they dress so fucking bad lol -- John
- Just cleaned the apartment while listening to They really just make everything better. -- Rebecca Teman
- Ugh, the Damnesia version of Radio is so dope. -- Your Best Friend
- I honestly believe that the best of is the music MTV played on the background.. and I mean, Alkaline Trio recording? . -- Carla Rot
- Dethbed by alkaline trio is stuck in my head wtf -- SPOOKY BOOGIE
- Is anyone going to Chicago for any of those 4 alkaline trio dates? -- roxanne
- When I search "Exploding Boy lyrics" and the first result is Alkaline Trio it's kind of a slap in the face, OK google? -- 69 Strikes
- 19 days to # Al3Metro - "O.L.D.E. E.N. G. L. I. S. H. 800. Now I feel so much better about myself. " - Alkaline Trio -- Matt Hoffman
- Trouble Breathing by he is my life tonight -- Wes
- He is -- Bessie
- I know it might seem silly but is such a fucking important band to me. -- jillian costa
- Feel like if your fav alkaline trio song is clavicle youre a dumbass and dont actually listen to them -- Sleep-O
- I just really wanna see Alkaline Trio live. -- sammy
- Showing up sober to an alkaline trio after party at the bar next to the venue is a wild ride -- Jordan
- I still really want to see on one of the dates they come to Chicago. Tix are still on stubhub! Who's going???? -- Julia Frederick
- I always thought it was a classy move when finished Crimson with what I assume is a gong splash. -- Tom Ward
- This could be love by alkaline trio is the relationship I aspire to have one day -- Elaine Hegedus
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