Alkaline Trio

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating You can't go from playing alkaline trio to Johnny cash to weird al to boys 2 men. What is wrong with you. --
  • 3 star rating All the best music! he is on now! And more stuff hiding in criminals pants still to come! --
  • 4 star rating Pretty much all we listen to at the office is Alkaline Trio --
  • 5 star rating Alkaline trio is bae af --
  • 4 star rating Old Alkaline Trio takes me back to grade school so hard, man. --
  • 4 star rating Really want to get drunk and play alkaline trio songs --
  • 5 star rating Can we talk about how good "Clavicle" by he is?? --
  • 3 star rating Wishing I wasn't broke so I could see Alkaline Trio in Brooklyn this month. --
  • 4 star rating Alkaline trio is emo music for people who like country --
  • 5 star rating Alkaline Trio are so fucking good. --
  • 3 star rating Why is blink still playing shows and why hasn t Alkaline Trio started recording a new album --
  • 5 star rating He is so goooooood. --
  • 3 star rating Forever thankful for Alkaline Trio. The concept of affection is making me want to puke right now. --
  • 5 star rating My biggest question about wrestling the last month or so is why they have Baron Corbin wrestling dressed as a member of Alkaline Trio --
  • 5 star rating At a bar in Omaha alone listening to strangers screaming lyrics to Alkaline Trio and PBR is on draft. Feels pretty much like home. --
  • 5 star rating Alkaline trio is my guilty pleasure. --
  • 5 star rating One of the main reasons I love Forza 3 is is on the soundtrack. --
  • 1 star rating I think I'll develop a drinking problem so I can better relate to the alkaline trio songs im blasting over and over --
  • 3 star rating : I wish I could go back to being 12 discovering Alkaline Trio, Brand New and TBS all over again. --
  • 5 star rating Really hope bring the tour to England! --
  • 1 star rating Today I ate Taco Bell and listening to Alkaline Trio while driving in the suburbs. So basically I time traveled back to 2001. --
  • 4 star rating I had almost forgotten how great Alkaline Trio really is. --
  • 4 star rating Getting tattooed while listening to alkaline trio is fuckin tight --
  • 5 star rating Alkaline trio is playing at Kroger --
  • 2 star rating Lads let's all go uprawr when this is all over n request alkaline trio songs........ Feeling emotional --
  • 2 star rating He is playing at work right now, tonight is gonna be good. Besides the fact that I tripped up the stairs. --
  • 5 star rating Really wanna see again --
  • 5 star rating Derek from he is not a good singer --
  • 3 star rating No one cares but I made a 90 song alkaline trio cd so I'm the happiest girl alive --
  • 1 star rating Alkaline Trio has always been my catharsis music when I'm in my darkest patches, so... ummm... I really need this show tonight. --
  • 3 star rating Seriously. Now I'm listening to Alkaline Trio. And not even From Here to Infirmary. Totally lost. --
  • 1 star rating Radio by alkaline trio is probably one of my favorite songs but it's so angry and vengeful which is not like me at all --
  • 5 star rating The episode of American Dad where Stan is obsessed with My Morning Jacket is easily comparable to my obsession with Alkaline Trio. --
  • 5 star rating I'm ashamed to say i now love Alkaline Trio, why do they dress so fucking bad lol --
  • 3 star rating Just cleaned the apartment while listening to They really just make everything better. --
  • 5 star rating Ugh, the Damnesia version of Radio is so dope. --
  • 1 star rating I honestly believe that the best of is the music MTV played on the background.. and I mean, Alkaline Trio recording? . --
  • 5 star rating Dethbed by alkaline trio is stuck in my head wtf --
  • 4 star rating Is anyone going to Chicago for any of those 4 alkaline trio dates? --
  • 1 star rating When I search "Exploding Boy lyrics" and the first result is Alkaline Trio it's kind of a slap in the face, OK google? --
  • 1 star rating 19 days to # Al3Metro - "O.L.D.E. E.N. G. L. I. S. H. 800. Now I feel so much better about myself. " - Alkaline Trio --
  • 5 star rating Trouble Breathing by he is my life tonight --
  • 5 star rating He is --
  • 3 star rating I know it might seem silly but is such a fucking important band to me. --
  • 2 star rating Feel like if your fav alkaline trio song is clavicle youre a dumbass and dont actually listen to them --
  • 5 star rating I just really wanna see Alkaline Trio live. --
  • 3 star rating Showing up sober to an alkaline trio after party at the bar next to the venue is a wild ride --
  • 1 star rating I still really want to see on one of the dates they come to Chicago. Tix are still on stubhub! Who's going???? --
  • 3 star rating I always thought it was a classy move when finished Crimson with what I assume is a gong splash. --
  • 5 star rating This could be love by alkaline trio is the relationship I aspire to have one day --

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