Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alfred Hayes I'm a crusher
Alfred Hayes (18 April 1911 – 14 August 1985) was a British screenwriter, television writer, novelist, and poet, who worked in Italy and the United States. He is perhaps best known for his poem...
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Why People Have A Crush On Alfred Hayes
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Lord he is in a bad spot for his segments. It's the only amateurish thing about this so far. -- Chris Swaw-Wyer
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Paige is like a female Lord Alfred Hayes on commentary -- mister washington
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Breaking News just isn't the same without Mean Gene and/or Lord Alfred Hayes. -- Reid
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This dude is no Lord Alfred Hayes. -- Derek Tags
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If anyone is wondering how Michael Cole has had a job for so long, I present Exhibit A: 'Lord' Alfred Hayes... -- Steve Francis
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A Book We Like: The End of Me, by Alfred Hayes. A typically and enchantingly mournful Hayes tale, full of fondness for life and New York. -- Todd and Lucy
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God wwe's commentary team gets worst by the match, gorilla & Alfred Hayes are rolling in their graves. -- Keith Ashley
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Every ppv reminds me how much I miss Monsoon, Heenan, Styles, Mean Gene and Lord Alfred Hayes -- Jason Sometimes
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Come with a storm of banners,
Come with an earthquake tread,
Bells, hurl out of your belfries,
Red flag, leap out your red!
Alfred Hayes -- Poetry
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In 1986 I went to my first wrestling matches at the old Boston Garden. I think Lord Alfred Hayes did commentary on the floor. Ahh memories -- The Tokist
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In 1988, lord alfred hayes suggested that the ultimate warrior ate "raw lion meat" and in 2015, all I could think is "fuck that's delicious" -- emil jay bae bae!
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Favorite thing about 1995 WWF so far: Lord Alfred Hayes' dramatic reading of a Mega Man X2 summary. -- Bryan Rose
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Lord Alfred Hayes asks Stu Hart his opinion on Bret Hart winning IC Title, cuts him off before an answer. -- James David Dickson
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Damn... It's only just clocked how bad Lord Alfred Hayes was!! :) -- Chris
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Lebowski Boek vd Maand
Mei: debuut John Williams
Juni: Alfred Hayes - De prijs van de liefde
Juli: Roberto Bolano - De wilde detectives -- Theo Hakkert
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Vision/Jervis - Lord Alfred Hayes -- churchofwrestling
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My life is narrarated by Lord Alfred Hayes -- joseph veals
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"Promotional consideration paid for by the following." - Lord Alfred Hayes -- Eric The Ded
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Has 'Lord' Alfred Hayes been inducted into the HOF yet? -- Godric Bischoff.
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I loved Lord Alfred Hayes. -- BringRegalToSD
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As someone who grew up on Sean Mooney, Lord Alfred Hayes, et al...thank you, Renee Young, for being so, so much better at this -- CZR
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Thoughts on '92 Rumble undercard: Lord he is awful. Piper is great. "The Genius" was Lanny Poffo!? Monsoon & Heenan are legendary. -- Andrew Balcom
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"The whole situation here leaves a lot to be desired."
- Lord Alfred Hayes -- Greg Cameron
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Lord he is recapping the Piper/Mountie feud and man this is about a thousand times classier than most wrestling recaps -- Russellmania
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This Gotham Steel commercial reminds me of Lord Alfred Hayes. -- Paul Green
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That Alfred Hayes could sure write a sentence. -- Scarftonia
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FYI: Roddy Piper said in his book that Lord Alfred Hayes had a horse cock. -- Tape Machines
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I'm not sure who it is but one of the commentators on sounds a little like Lord Alfred Hayes. -- Rick Martel
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SethHanson1982: 5/7/76 St Louis MO card. Bob Backlund vs Lord Alfred Hayes, Wilbur Snyder vs Gene Kiniski & more. -- Wrestling Matters UK
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Today we remember Alfred Hayes, 11, who died attempting to save a 10-year-old bot from drowning; May 3, 1913; Ohio -- Boy 2 Bot
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Today we remember Alfred Hayes, 11, who died attempting to save a 10-year-old boy from drowning; May 3, 1913; Ohio -- Carnegie Hero Fund
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Meanwhile, Lord Alfred Hayes just called some marvelous play-by-play for Papa Shango casting a brief mid-match spell on Randy Savage. -- Mr. Burns
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Guy sounds like Lord Alfred Hayes on speed. -- Mo Egger
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Hogan showing Vince McMahon how to make a 'protein shake' and then bullying Lord Alfred Hayes into drinking one against his wishes.... -- Filthy Nevs
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Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan, Jesse Ventura, Vince McMahon & Lord Alfred Hayes carried ur ass through a lot of BS in the 80s on commentary -- DJRandyStaySharp
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Oct 14 1984 East Rutherford, NJ Meadowlands Arena. Gorilla Monsoon and Alfred Hayes on commentary. -- Wrestling Review
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Was Lord Alfred Hayes new to the WWF at this point? He is having a hard time on the mic. -- Courtney Smith
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Nigel Mcguinness is the first British commentator since Alfred Hayes (Golden era) -- The Real Jman Ellis
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Lord Alfred Hayes asks Stu Hart for a reaction and then pulls the mic away when he starts to talk. Guy looks so dejected. -- Clark
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For some reason Lord he is the best commentator -- sperg
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Alfred Hayes gets the gasface -- The Gas Face Bot
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Watching a episode of Prime Time Wrestling and I can no longer look at Alfred Hayes the same again thanks to Piper's shoot. -- Jairo Valverde
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Lord Alfred Hayes drooling over Susan. -- Wrestling History
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Si me quieren regalenme libros de Alfred Hayes que me cuesta mucho conseguirlos -- Paula
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Lord Alfred Hayes was so funny -- Martin
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Or turning him into the new Lord Alfred Hayes -- rovert
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Now back to his Lordship Alfred Hayes -- CCPOG
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Shithead Luger steal a media has been seeing and I dunno, Sith Lord Alfred Hayes levels. -- botvert
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Do any Humanoids out there do a good Lord Alfred Hayes impression? Asking for a friend -- The Masked Man Show
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Watching Prime Time Wrestling from 1990 and Lord Alfred Hayes made a joke I just caught about Buddy Rose being too fat to see his doodle -- Verritt Ass
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