Never be ashamed of having a crush on Albert Pujols I'm a crusher
Dominican-American professional baseball player, first baseman (Famous from St. Louis Cardinals hitter)
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Albert Pujols is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Albert Pujols
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Fewest WAR in a season by a Hall of Fame position player:
-2.4 Tommy McCarthy 1894
-2.1 Craig Biggio 2007
he is on pace for -2.3 -- Dan Hirsch
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Jose Abreu is the 1st rookie to achieve 30 HR, 30 2Bs and 100 RBI in a season since Albert Pujols. -- Brett Lyons
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. is the 3rd first-year player to have a 30-double, 30-homer, 100-RBI season (Ted Williams in 1939, Albert Pujols in 2001). -- MLB Stat of the Day
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Yasiel Puig really let Albert Pujols tag from 1st -- Free Terrance
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Can't believe that he is at my work!!!!!!! -- Cody
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Awk when calls Albert Pujols bae yet I'm really bae.. -- ѕнαυии
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Jose Abreu is the 3rd first-year player to have a 30-2B, 30-HR, 100-RBI season (Ted Williams in 1939, Albert Pujols in 2001). -- Sportsnews
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Who do you actually think is going to have a better postseason this year? Mike trout, Albert Pujols or David freese? -- prayforstanton
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So Albert Pujols has 5 SB. -- Kyle
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Jose Abreu is the 1st rookie to achieve 30 HR, 30 2Bs and 100 RBI in a season since Albert Pujols. >> don't miss out again!! YASMANI -- R Liviem
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high school" My friend's wife went to high school with Albert Pujols. This is his yearbook photo -- Jamey Newberg
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he is in a movie -- Ay-Money
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In case you really were wondering ... Albert Pujols has 47 HRs and 146 RBIs vs. -- Mike DiGiovanna
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Don't really follow baseball any more, but am I to understand that neither Josh Hamilton nor Albert Pujols are any good any more? -- Mark Deeks
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In front of me & then she/he turned to stone so Albert Pujols clipped me as FAGANPRINCESSFOREVER & turned into Nick Markakis his next breve -- I_am_Belle_Cabrera
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Albert Pujols, A-Rod and Brian McCann really the only niggas left from when I used to watch baseball. -- $outheast Deon
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Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton were so clutch last night. Totally worth the money. -- Noah Newman
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The Royals have a 1-0 lead in the ALDS against a team with Mike Trout, Albert Pujols, and Josh Hamilton. This is too crazy! -- Ike Hedquist
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Who's the little traitor on this Pearland Little League team who said his favorite player is Albert Pujols? I blame bad parenting. -- Matt Young
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Is there any doubt Josh Hamilton and Albert Pujols were PED users? Dramatic performance drop after signing huge contracts. -- JK
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Albert Pujols doesn't scare anybody now. Not even the 1st and 2nd year pitchers in the league. How did he decline so rapidly? Don't say it.. -- steve miller
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Yeah. Screw the Angels. The fact that Albert Pujols plays for them is the only reason I need to hate them. -- Jason Ricketts
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Tonight is the Eighth time this season that Mike Trout and Albert Pujols are 0-4 or worse in same game, it's the 5th time since Sept. 1st... -- Lordy Jordy
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October is Awareness month. Albert Pujols ( of the is a proud dad of a kiddo with T21. -- Jeff McLaughlin
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Having a hard time deciding if he is relevant anymore or not -- Faron Asham
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Albert pujols is the definition of a fucking (insert) , gets paid and is terrible. -- Nick McMahon
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Albert Pujols ties it up with career homer No. 558, and CJ Cron flies out to the warning track on the very next pitch. -- Greg Beacham
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So 2000 and late Albert Pujols! -- KJR
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Oh yeah, he is still a thing...but is he really? -- Bronson Firszt
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So desperate to go to bed that, for the 1st time, I'm rooting for Albert Pujols. -- Bobby Underwood
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Albert pujols is the fuckin man lets go angels -- Devlin \m/
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Who is this man and what did he do with Albert Pujols? -- Brandon H.
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Calling it: he is going to walk it off right now. -- William Chau Jr.
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He is up next...here we go -- Cole $wank™
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But he'll be facing mike trout and albert pujols, too, so maybe it won't work out so well i have no idea i know nothing -- Murphy Powell
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He is at worst the 4th worst person on the planet. -- Fidoz
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Enfrentar a Kansas City es un estímulo extra para Albert Pujols: Albert Pujols se paró frente a su casillero en el Angel Stadium y so... -- Adrian Rodriguez™
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Albert pujols is fat as fuck smh -- Guru God
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It isn't often you see Albert Pujols beat Lorenzo Cain in a foot race. -- Chris Gold
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"Lorenzo Cain is fast" - Albert Pujols -- Just Let Me Be
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He is a sloth -- KillerKali
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He is washed up.laundromats. -- Tim Rongo
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Albert Pujols misses a hittable fastball in the middle of the plate. You run your hand through your hair. Is it thinner than you remember? -- Jon Tayler
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Move over Albert Pujols.. Randy Choate is the new most hated STL baseball player -- Doughboy
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Matt Carpenter (2013, 2015) is 1st batter to have 2 seasons with 40 or more doubles since Albert Pujols in 2008-09. -- Mark Tomasik
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I m always a little surprised to realize that he is still playing every year -- Jake
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Theres a level of fame where people will ignore the fact that your name is fucking silly
Albert Pujols (POO HOLES)
Dick Butkis
Imogen Poots -- Jim Capie
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Ben Zobrist is the first player with at least 3 2B in a game since Albert Pujols on October 10, 2011. -- Ace of MLB Stats
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He is like "can I come back?" -- John Ratchford
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Albert Pujols really made a career move w/ the Angels - all that extra $$ and extra time off in October - -- Paul Trudt
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