Albert Brooks

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Actor, voice actor, writer, comedian and director (Famous from Lost in America)
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Albert Brooks is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating Mother by he is a movie I've seen a ton of times, it's not his best but I get a kick out of it every time --
  • 3 star rating Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! --
  • 4 star rating So apparently Albert Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein. --
  • 5 star rating Is Albert Brooks ever not drunk? --
  • 3 star rating I feel like Albert Brooks in Drive and everyone is that one goon he wants to kill but can't. --
  • 3 star rating I assume given that there's a Prince Albert that King Albert is Albert Brooks? --
  • 3 star rating He is a comedic genius and it's a shame most only know him from Finding Nemo. --
  • 3 star rating I meant the article is not so brilliant. Albert Brooks though is totally brilliant. --
  • 1 star rating Too lazy to see if Albert Brooks A Star Is Bought album on Asylum Records is also bleeped on the DVD. Meanwhile, n-word aplenty! --
  • 5 star rating The 28yr old Albert Brooks was very funny. --
  • 3 star rating Nostalgia is not reliable - "dick in a box" much funnier than Albert Brooks --
  • 3 star rating Yo, this Albert Brooks sketch is dragging the show...this type of shit was funny in '75? --
  • 5 star rating This Albert Brooks piece is challenging in a different way. I may love or perhaps hate it. WTF Jim Henson now??? --
  • 5 star rating Seriously love Albert Brooks but how can you NOT show the parody that led 2 everyone thinking their mama eats kitty litter? --
  • 4 star rating He is on my TV. I heartily approve of this development. --
  • 1 star rating The 7th episode of SNL is on with Richard Pryor as guest host along with the Muppets and a short directed by Albert Brooks. --
  • 5 star rating The Richard Pryor-hosted 7th episode of SNL is on NBC. Pryor, Belushi, Radner, Aykroyd, Albert Brooks, Jim Henson all in same hour of TV. --
  • 3 star rating David brooks is trying to compete with albert Brooks..failing big time --
  • 2 star rating free market economies are different than capitalism. talk free markets. he is good resource for that. --
  • 1 star rating Watching Albert Brooks and Alexander Gould act in Weeds together is so trippy. Nemo and Marlin really exist!!! --
  • 3 star rating If you squint, Goodell is starting to look like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News. --
  • 3 star rating Albert Brooks calling Kevin Nealon "Shiva Goy" is a cinematic masterpiece. --
  • 3 star rating Albert Brooks makes for a really good "bad guy." Who would have thunk? --
  • 1 star rating everyone knows he is smarter than everyone, he IS AKA Albert Einstein. He tricked us ALL by changing his name. --
  • 4 star rating Albert Brooks beat you by so many days on that one, sir. --
  • 5 star rating This is one reason I love Albert Brooks --
  • 5 star rating he is no slouch. --
  • 1 star rating All I can picture is scout Albert Brooks discovering in Frontier League & Neal Huntington asks "was the goat any good?" --
  • 5 star rating Albert Brooks in 'The Scout' is on....such a great performance. 'walk into the jungle and find Kong, everyone forgets ur mistakes' --
  • 4 star rating He is definitely one of my biggest influences, for sure. --
  • 3 star rating If someone says he is not Seth Rogen's biological son I wouldn't believe it --
  • 3 star rating Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! --
  • 3 star rating He is either the nicest or the most evil person on the planet... Maybe he's both. --
  • 1 star rating Don't get me wrong he is also incredible "I can sing while I read, I am singing while I'm reading ohhh" YOU'RE A MAN WHO CAN STAY --
  • 5 star rating I just found out that Albert Brooks and Super Dave Osborne's real last name is Einstein. Meaning, Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein. --
  • 5 star rating Just as Albert Brooks transformed in Drive, it would be awesome to see Taylor Swift tackle a really crazy, dark, cinematic role against type --
  • 2 star rating This is like Albert Brooks in Defending Your Life when Rip Torn just goes, "Psst. . . Wrap it up." --
  • 5 star rating Albert Brooks in this movie is gold --
  • 3 star rating ALBEBROOKS AS A PRISON INMATE WITH A BALD SPOT AND MASSIVE GLASSES!!! Out of Sight is alright. --
  • 1 star rating "Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender." Albert Brooks --
  • 3 star rating Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! --
  • 3 star rating Really not sure anybody is going to get this "Albert Brooks in Broadcast News" Halloween costume. --
  • 3 star rating Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! --
  • 5 star rating Jeez albert brooks is a cold blooded killer in --
  • 5 star rating My intense love for Finding Nemo makes it really difficult for me to take Albert Brooks seriously in anything. --
  • 1 star rating Btw Albert Brooks, the guy who forked that bloke to death, is the voice of Marlin in Finding Nemo. Sleep well kids! --
  • 5 star rating He is awesome in this film so funny --
  • 1 star rating What a film Drive is. Tough 2 mess w/support cast of Bryan Cranston, Ron Perlman, Christina Hendricks, Albert Brooks --
  • 3 star rating Just saw Drive tonight. wow. way bloodier than i expected. and he is badass! --

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