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Why People Have A Crush On Alan Smithee
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - So good! -- Candace
- I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. - Alan Smithee -- Debbie Winkler Estes
- Tim Timmons is the home plate umpire. Also an alternate psuedonym for Alan Smithee for B movie actors. -- Alexander Haig
- I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. -Alan Smithee -- Joke Slinger
- The movies I find really scary are the collected works of Alan Smithee. -- Greg Marcks
- I'm being followed by an Alan Smithee. I wrote about him in a Superman story! New high. 432 followers. -- Raymond Peter Daley
- SO much invention in Big Dance Theater's Alan Smithee at BAM. Numerous flashes of genius but a shame the boring bits got most development. -- Andrew Mellor
- (So I remember where I parked.) -- Alan Smithee
- Lupin Faced Dog and Alan Smithee. That is all -- Robert Mullarkey
- The next Hellraiser entry is director by that illustrious filmmaker himself: Alan Smithee -- Samson Tattagliana
- "Fightland Staff" is the Alan Smithee of combat sports writing. -- pdl
- "Alan Smithee" is the default name for directors who don't want to be associated with their movies? -- Jacob Torpey
- He is my favorite director. -- Wanny Dood
- "Non-canon" is the 21st Century "Alan Smithee." -- Neil Dickinson
- ALAN SMITHEE IS THE WORST DIRECTOR EVER -- STUD BEEFPILE
- Watching game grumps and I gotta wonder.. is there an Alan Smithee of gaming? Do game devs have a go-to for disowning a crap game? -- Lar
- Does Meredith McIver actually exist? Or is it a name like Alan Smithee that Trump blames for all errors-he-can-blame-on-underlings? -- Amy Ziegfeld
- C'mon.Meredith Mciver is real. At least as real as Alan Smithee , Cordwainer Bird and Robin Masters. -- Jeff
- is the Alan Smithee of political ghostwriters -- Lindsay Goldwert
- LOL! you people know nothing about politics! Meredith McIver is like the Alan Smithee for speech writers -- pet_5001
- Alcohol is my copilot -- Forever 0x2A
- Luuke is the Last Jedi. A boy can dream. -- Eric Szyszka
- I thought the author of a secondary source for my research project was also a psychadelic rock man but he is a psuedonym. Bummer. -- shiffy
- Is there a videogame equivalent to Alan Smithee? Should there be? -- Dan Lance
- Does no one know who he is??? -- elizaBethesda
- So fucking disappointing. -- Geek Girl Persisting
- (Well..."Alan Smithee" directed this so...right there, that kind of explains a lot...) -- Lindsay Stamhuis
- So far, Antifa has claimed most of the Northeast, but they've run into a roadblock in PA -- Knowledge Fight
- What's ur preferred crust. Pretty upsetting that no one know who he is? -- elizabot.txt
- Being from the frozen north I tend to sleep best under multiple layers of very heavy blankets. :) -- Candace ✨
- My favorite Alan Smithee movie is Hellraiser: Bloodline. -- Joseph Toretti
- WTF is an Alan Smithee? -- Adams Moorhen
- Which is perhaps why the director is Alan Smithee -- Sext us, Empiricus!
- "And the Oscar goes to...Alan Smithee?! Oh very funny guys!" -- Joe Flanders
- Interestingly, the new Harry Styles video is listed as directed by "Alan Smithee" (i.e. actual director disavows it & refuses credit) -- Steven Shaviro
- Hans Zimmer is a living Alan Smithee as far as scifi film composers go. The Blade Runner news is disappointing. :( -- ❲🅹🅴🅻🅻❳❲𝌛❳
- Progressive lefties that keep calling people fucking idiots: this is Alan Smithee culture. He's a pseudonymous coward. It's not helping. -- Matthew Meadows
- I hope the emoji movie is written and directed by alan smithee because otherwise they're not gonna get another movie -- Mr. TV
- He is a fed and I tried to warn you all -- Waifu with a Purpose
- I'm sure prominent Berniebro Alan Smithee will be doing a "So what? Obama's people said they emulated Joe Paterno too" thread now. -- "Hot Lips" Mayó
- That happened to me with another podcast I listen to recently so I kinda hoped it wouldn't ruin everybody's day. -- Read it and Weep
- No! That's awesome. How's it going so far? -- Govneh
- When your principles are so irreverently Left that you are BAHLOCKED by Joy Ann Reid, Gail Dines, Alan Smithee, AND Ted Graves... -- RGC_AnthonyJK
- . he is controlled opposition. I knew he wasn't a single person. He's like a Bernie-bot. Trying to keep progs pure -- BernItALLDown
- Aw! I am so thrilled to hear that!!! Tell them hi from me!!! -- Jess Hartley
- In accordance with MPAA regulations, Scaramucci must now change his name to "Alan Smithee" now that he is no longer director. -- Revolu Shawn
- My favorite director is Alan Smithee. -- Conan the Targaryen
- Asszem van pár film, aminek az összes hordozóanyagát megsemmisíteném. Például ilyen az An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997) is. -- Lewis
- Luka being a Bayonetta character with a similar motivation and Alan Smithee being a name directors use to disassociate themselves -- Xander
- P. Daou-ey is not, in fact, the political equivalent of "Alan Smithee" Ferret Code: 1174803 -- Ferret
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