Alan Smithee

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3 star rating
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  • 5 star rating So good! --
  • 4 star rating I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. - Alan Smithee --
  • 2 star rating Tim Timmons is the home plate umpire. Also an alternate psuedonym for Alan Smithee for B movie actors. --
  • 4 star rating I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. -Alan Smithee --
  • 3 star rating The movies I find really scary are the collected works of Alan Smithee. --
  • 2 star rating I'm being followed by an Alan Smithee. I wrote about him in a Superman story! New high. 432 followers. --
  • 5 star rating SO much invention in Big Dance Theater's Alan Smithee at BAM. Numerous flashes of genius but a shame the boring bits got most development. --
  • 5 star rating (So I remember where I parked.) --
  • 5 star rating Lupin Faced Dog and Alan Smithee. That is all --
  • 3 star rating The next Hellraiser entry is director by that illustrious filmmaker himself: Alan Smithee --
  • 4 star rating "Fightland Staff" is the Alan Smithee of combat sports writing. --
  • 3 star rating "Alan Smithee" is the default name for directors who don't want to be associated with their movies? --
  • 5 star rating He is my favorite director. --
  • 5 star rating "Non-canon" is the 21st Century "Alan Smithee." --
  • 5 star rating Watching game grumps and I gotta wonder.. is there an Alan Smithee of gaming? Do game devs have a go-to for disowning a crap game? --
  • 5 star rating Does Meredith McIver actually exist? Or is it a name like Alan Smithee that Trump blames for all errors-he-can-blame-on-underlings? --
  • 2 star rating C'mon.Meredith Mciver is real. At least as real as Alan Smithee , Cordwainer Bird and Robin Masters. --
  • 5 star rating is the Alan Smithee of political ghostwriters --
  • 2 star rating LOL! you people know nothing about politics! Meredith McIver is like the Alan Smithee for speech writers --
  • 5 star rating Alcohol is my copilot --
  • 5 star rating Luuke is the Last Jedi. A boy can dream. --
  • 5 star rating I thought the author of a secondary source for my research project was also a psychadelic rock man but he is a psuedonym. Bummer. --
  • 4 star rating Is there a videogame equivalent to Alan Smithee? Should there be? --
  • 5 star rating Does no one know who he is??? --
  • 5 star rating So fucking disappointing. --
  • 3 star rating (Well..."Alan Smithee" directed this so...right there, that kind of explains a lot...) --
  • 3 star rating So far, Antifa has claimed most of the Northeast, but they've run into a roadblock in PA --
  • 3 star rating What's ur preferred crust. Pretty upsetting that no one know who he is? --
  • 3 star rating Being from the frozen north I tend to sleep best under multiple layers of very heavy blankets. :) --
  • 4 star rating My favorite Alan Smithee movie is Hellraiser: Bloodline. --
  • 5 star rating WTF is an Alan Smithee? --
  • 5 star rating Which is perhaps why the director is Alan Smithee --
  • 4 star rating "And the Oscar goes to...Alan Smithee?! Oh very funny guys!" --
  • 5 star rating Interestingly, the new Harry Styles video is listed as directed by "Alan Smithee" (i.e. actual director disavows it & refuses credit) --
  • 1 star rating Hans Zimmer is a living Alan Smithee as far as scifi film composers go. The Blade Runner news is disappointing. :( --
  • 5 star rating Progressive lefties that keep calling people fucking idiots: this is Alan Smithee culture. He's a pseudonymous coward. It's not helping. --
  • 1 star rating I hope the emoji movie is written and directed by alan smithee because otherwise they're not gonna get another movie --
  • 5 star rating He is a fed and I tried to warn you all --
  • 5 star rating I'm sure prominent Berniebro Alan Smithee will be doing a "So what? Obama's people said they emulated Joe Paterno too" thread now. --
  • 1 star rating That happened to me with another podcast I listen to recently so I kinda hoped it wouldn't ruin everybody's day. --
  • 5 star rating No! That's awesome. How's it going so far? --
  • 5 star rating When your principles are so irreverently Left that you are BAHLOCKED by Joy Ann Reid, Gail Dines, Alan Smithee, AND Ted Graves... --
  • 1 star rating . he is controlled opposition. I knew he wasn't a single person. He's like a Bernie-bot. Trying to keep progs pure --
  • 4 star rating Aw! I am so thrilled to hear that!!! Tell them hi from me!!! --
  • 1 star rating In accordance with MPAA regulations, Scaramucci must now change his name to "Alan Smithee" now that he is no longer director. --
  • 5 star rating My favorite director is Alan Smithee. --
  • 5 star rating Asszem van pár film, aminek az összes hordozóanyagát megsemmisíteném. Például ilyen az An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997) is. --
  • 1 star rating Luka being a Bayonetta character with a similar motivation and Alan Smithee being a name directors use to disassociate themselves --
  • 3 star rating P. Daou-ey is not, in fact, the political equivalent of "Alan Smithee" Ferret Code: 1174803 --

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