Alan Smith

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Footballer (Famous from Manchester United Player)
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  • 5 star rating "all super strikers go either near post or far post, Martial on the other hand is a different breed and goes in the middle" - Alan Smith --
  • 4 star rating 2 things, we are crap & Alan smith is a bellend --
  • 4 star rating Also he is a fucking bell end - talks some amount of dog shit --
  • 3 star rating Kildare need to get more ball into Alan Smith, being left 1 v 1 the entire time --
  • 4 star rating Mario is kicked from behind. 'Hes got to be careful' says Alan Smith --
  • 2 star rating Bet he is pissed off he's had to watch this shite tonight whilst arsenal been bossing it at the Emirates! --
  • 5 star rating He is a twat --
  • 5 star rating I'm so pleased to sit here watching Liverpool play poorly and listen to Alan Smith prove he is biased liar with a speech impediment --
  • 5 star rating Is alan smith watching the same game as me? --
  • 4 star rating WHY IS ALAN SMITH STILL BEING PAID TO TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL. --
  • 2 star rating Watching the game with the sound off because he is the biggest clueless bellend of a co-commentator there is. --
  • 3 star rating He is far from impartial when Liverpool play. He blatantly hates us!! And he's shit --
  • 5 star rating I really hope Alan smith chokes on his own lisp --
  • 5 star rating Alan Smith the commentator is one boring man --
  • 5 star rating Alan Smith on is a DICK --
  • 4 star rating HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GENEROUS ALAN SMITH YOU FUCKING BELLEND --
  • 5 star rating He is such a gobshite --
  • 5 star rating Is Alan Smith the most annoying commentator ever? --
  • 5 star rating Alan smith is fucking winding me the fuck up. --
  • 4 star rating Who does Alan Smith think he is slagging my squad off? --
  • 5 star rating Alan smith hates balloteli so much --
  • 5 star rating Why is Alan Smith acting like Basel beating Liverpool is a major upset?? He has watched us this year right?? We have been shite all year --
  • 3 star rating He is a Dick. Gonzales was pulling Sterling as much as sterling was pulling him! --
  • 2 star rating Alan Smith on Granit Xhaka: 'He's very good on the ball, rarely gives it away' - ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH PAL? --
  • 1 star rating Alan Smith could commentate on me winning the lottery and make me wish I hadn't. Is his the dreariest voice on Earth? --
  • 1 star rating Is Alan Smith a closet liverpool fan? He's always positive about our performances.. Drawing away from home in the champs league! --
  • 5 star rating He is Eurosport material --
  • 3 star rating Why is Alan smith on our game, couldn't he just be left to wank over the arsenal game? --
  • 1 star rating Congratulations, too, to Alan Smith on entering HoF - but I don't know him so he doesn't make me ponder my mortality! --
  • 1 star rating This is bad enough atm without having to listen to Alan Smith commentate !! Didn't think anyone could out bore Michael Owen.... --
  • 4 star rating Bit of a boring game so far however he is even more boring!! --
  • 2 star rating Alan Smith described a Basel player doing the move as doing 'foot overs' tonight. Football is dead --
  • 5 star rating I seriously dislike Alan Smith. --
  • 3 star rating He is to football commentary what Bob Willis is to cricket commentary. --
  • 1 star rating Sounds like Alan Smith can't get off the pitch fast enough. The former Leeds great is still a sandwich short of a picnic. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Smith really is a poor summariser...... --
  • 5 star rating Anyone know what happened in the 90's between the Arse's Alan Smith and liverpool to make him SO GOD DAM BITTER?! Hanson knob his Ma mebbe?! --
  • 2 star rating What a knob alan smith, is the referee injured while the referee is holding a missile thrown from the crowd --
  • 5 star rating "Is he injured?" - Alan Smith, Mr Observant. --
  • 4 star rating Can Alan Smith stop calling stepovers footovers? It's really weird --
  • 4 star rating He is less desirable than a pneumatic drill to the eardrums. --
  • 1 star rating DECT vs DECT 6.0 - do you know the difference? Our Audio PM he is currently dropping some IT triva in our webinar... --
  • 5 star rating He is a cunt --
  • 5 star rating Why isn't alan smith at the emirates? --
  • 5 star rating "There is love in holding on and there is love in letting go" Martin Tyler & Alan Smith --
  • 1 star rating Owen Coyle commentatibg on tv3 in Ireland and he is actually pretty good! Then again he cant be worse than Alan Smith --
  • 2 star rating The last time Roma were in Manchester they lost 7-1 on the night. It was so bad that even Alan Smith scored. --
  • 5 star rating He is doing good things apparently with his new coaching role at Notts County, Should he ever be considered here for coaching role?? --
  • 3 star rating Data management is not a project, it's an ongoing service. Alan Smith --
  • 1 star rating Imagine being Martin Tyler or Alan Smith's son. Having to listen to your dad's voice constantly while playing fifa --

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