Alan Shearer

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  • 4 star rating I know Alan Shearer from match of the day, his trousers were so tight you could make out his cock even his foreskin --
  • 5 star rating No one is ever gonna catch Alan Shearer --
  • 5 star rating All-time leading scorers: Alan Shearer 260 Andrew Cole 187 Thierry Henry 175 Wayne Rooney 173 Had no idea Rooney was so close to Henry --
  • 3 star rating One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best - Alan Shearer --
  • 3 star rating Bloody hell that was some tangent I went on then Back to normal Alan shearer is a twat --
  • 3 star rating Who the fuck does Alan Shearer think he is? Most over rated striker EVER --
  • 1 star rating Bloody hell the quality is a bit ITV-ish isn't it. Can barely make out who's who... IS THAT ALAN SHEARER UP FRONT??. --
  • 1 star rating Giroud is so good. The Alan Shearer of this era. Bullies defenders like anything and can finish from any angle --
  • 1 star rating Are people still bullshitting about Alan Shearer being a Mackem supporter when he was young, but switched to Newcastle?! Really?! --
  • 1 star rating Keegan Alan shearer easy signing we wanted him he wanted to play he wanted the number 9 shirt. Am so depressed --
  • 5 star rating Alan Shearer attacking Sterling for "picking and choosing" his games is a touch ironic from a man who threatened to sit out France '98. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Shearer writing in the Sun - all you need to know. So because the "working man gets up at 6am" a professional athlete can't be tired?! --
  • 3 star rating He might have been a world class footballer, but my god he is a twat sometimes isn't he. --
  • 1 star rating Mark Chapman is joined by Alan Shearer and John Hartson to discuss the talking points from the weekend's Premier League action. --
  • 5 star rating "The working man who is up at 6am..does not want to hear how tired a 19-year-old footballer is" Alan Shearer on Raheem Stirling. Spot on. --
  • 3 star rating Another good thing about Lennon being appointed: Alan Shearer's inevitable disdain --
  • 3 star rating Alan shearer hits the nail on the head.. There is no excuse, we've just been piss poor --
  • 3 star rating England badly missing an Alan shearer or Gary lineker type player as our finishing is wank --
  • 5 star rating Saido Berahino is rumoured to be going to Spurs for £15m. A little perspective. Alan Shearer went to Newcastle for a world record £15m. --
  • 3 star rating FUT Legends Ruud Van Nistelrooy is rated 90 and Alan Shearer only 89 what a load of bollocks --
  • 3 star rating Alan Shearer should be the greatest player in EPL history . Henry is not a bad choice tho --
  • 1 star rating It's 5am, I am 22, I am drinking rum and watching a retrospective on Alan Shearer's career. So life isn't so bad --
  • 3 star rating Alan Shearer's 200 and something goals for Newcastle video is absolutely amazing. --
  • 1 star rating Despite the fact he's played more games and scored more goals for isn't a patch on a legend like Alan Shearer. --
  • 1 star rating Ok trivia time for all my football fans. who is the joint top scorer for the england under 21's with alan shearer?. --
  • 3 star rating HIGH SCORERS: In this sport he is the Premier League's all-time leader with 260 goals --
  • 3 star rating I don't know if he is the toughest man alive, but Keano never should have hit him. --
  • 1 star rating Lets not forget Alan Shearer & Andrew cole played so more many games than Henry ain't weren't far away from him with goals --
  • 5 star rating Alan Shearer: "It's funny that the 'Sack Sam Brigade' has gone quiet now isn't it." Probably because we're playing well, winning & 4th. --
  • 1 star rating "David Luiz is a good footballer, but a poor defender." Alan Shearer moments before Luiz produced that amazing clearance --
  • 5 star rating Mahn. Alan Shearer really an EPL legend. --
  • 4 star rating Alan Shearer's goalscoring record in English football is Unrivalled.. --
  • 2 star rating Alan shearer at 260 Rooney at 176 Difference is 84 At constant scoring rate, he can pass shearer in 5-6 yrs --
  • 5 star rating Alan shearer is such a good pundit --
  • 5 star rating He is top bloke --
  • 5 star rating Dreamt last night that I was throwing tennis balls at Roy Keane. When he tried to punch me I said I'd turn into Alan Shearer so he'd miss. --
  • 3 star rating He is told to mind his language by Mirror Online columnist Gary Bainbridge --
  • 3 star rating Not actually Alan Shearer. Though you can see how people may be mistaken for thinking so --
  • 5 star rating He is God. --
  • 5 star rating Alan is a nonce. --
  • 3 star rating Why do Gary Linekar and Alan Shearer look so orange when Martyn Keown looks so normal? --
  • 5 star rating Alan Shearer really is the pits isn't he. --
  • 1 star rating Watchin an alan shearer is spot on about lovren pulling out of that challenge,disgrace!!! do you think carra or sami would? NO!! --
  • 3 star rating So glad Alan Shearer did a documentary on the links of Dementia within football --
  • 3 star rating I cant believe Hazard is being compared with sanchez Let's be serious. he is a twat. --
  • 3 star rating All i want for Christmas is to see Alan Shearer get smashed in the mouth with a house brick --
  • 3 star rating Alan shearer is stupid, how is he not blaming Johnson and Henderson for those mistakes --
  • 3 star rating He is probably the only person in the world that I hate more than Glen Johnson --
  • 5 star rating Have to agree with Alan Shearer, the Liverpool defence is just no good -it's poor. No good blaming Balotelii, we are not a one man team --
  • 3 star rating Alan Shearer's analysis is so bad that I actually want Alan Hansen back --

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