Alan Shearer

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• I know Alan Shearer from match of the day, his trousers were so tight you could make out his cock even his foreskin -- Jeffrey
• No one is ever gonna catch Alan Shearer -- Jordan Volchko
• All-time leading scorers: Alan Shearer 260 Andrew Cole 187 Thierry Henry 175 Wayne Rooney 173 Had no idea Rooney was so close to Henry -- Andrés Mejia AFC
• One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best - Alan Shearer -- Soccer
• Bloody hell that was some tangent I went on then Back to normal Alan shearer is a twat -- Nigel jones
• Who the fuck does Alan Shearer think he is? Most over rated striker EVER -- Dan.
• Bloody hell the quality is a bit ITV-ish isn't it. Can barely make out who's who... IS THAT ALAN SHEARER UP FRONT??. -- Wayne Pickard
• Giroud is so good. The Alan Shearer of this era. Bullies defenders like anything and can finish from any angle -- RespectedGunnerHenry
• Are people still bullshitting about Alan Shearer being a Mackem supporter when he was young, but switched to Newcastle?! Really?! -- Isa Saifullah
• Keegan Alan shearer easy signing we wanted him he wanted to play he wanted the number 9 shirt. Am so depressed -- Clare
• Alan Shearer attacking Sterling for "picking and choosing" his games is a touch ironic from a man who threatened to sit out France '98. -- alastair horne
• Alan Shearer writing in the Sun - all you need to know. So because the "working man gets up at 6am" a professional athlete can't be tired?! -- phillColeman
• He might have been a world class footballer, but my god he is a twat sometimes isn't he. -- phil
• Mark Chapman is joined by Alan Shearer and John Hartson to discuss the talking points from the weekend's Premier League action. -- SPORTS
• "The working man who is up at 6am..does not want to hear how tired a 19-year-old footballer is" Alan Shearer on Raheem Stirling. Spot on. -- Grahame Herbert
• Another good thing about Lennon being appointed: Alan Shearer's inevitable disdain -- Стефан
• Alan shearer hits the nail on the head.. There is no excuse, we've just been piss poor -- Aimee
• England badly missing an Alan shearer or Gary lineker type player as our finishing is wank -- nick hession
• Saido Berahino is rumoured to be going to Spurs for £15m. A little perspective. Alan Shearer went to Newcastle for a world record £15m. -- Cacky Raphael
• FUT Legends Ruud Van Nistelrooy is rated 90 and Alan Shearer only 89 what a load of bollocks -- Ian
• Alan Shearer should be the greatest player in EPL history . Henry is not a bad choice tho -- silver surfer
• It's 5am, I am 22, I am drinking rum and watching a retrospective on Alan Shearer's career. So life isn't so bad -- Adam Harris
• Alan Shearer's 200 and something goals for Newcastle video is absolutely amazing. -- Raphael Harris
• Despite the fact he's played more games and scored more goals for isn't a patch on a legend like Alan Shearer. -- Adam Williams
• Ok trivia time for all my football fans. who is the joint top scorer for the england under 21's with alan shearer?. -- faraaz
• HIGH SCORERS: In this sport he is the Premier League's all-time leader with 260 goals -- Jeopardy Bot
• I don't know if he is the toughest man alive, but Keano never should have hit him. -- Garden State Gooners
• Lets not forget Alan Shearer & Andrew cole played so more many games than Henry ain't weren't far away from him with goals -- CANNONNNNN
• Alan Shearer: "It's funny that the 'Sack Sam Brigade' has gone quiet now isn't it." Probably because we're playing well, winning & 4th. -- WHUFCTV.com
• "David Luiz is a good footballer, but a poor defender." Alan Shearer moments before Luiz produced that amazing clearance -- Football Quotes
• Mahn. Alan Shearer really an EPL legend. -- Henrì.
• Alan Shearer's goalscoring record in English football is Unrivalled.. -- David Da vinci
• Alan shearer at 260 Rooney at 176 Difference is 84 At constant scoring rate, he can pass shearer in 5-6 yrs -- white
• Alan shearer is such a good pundit -- Jack Jones
• He is top bloke -- Andrew Bews
• Dreamt last night that I was throwing tennis balls at Roy Keane. When he tried to punch me I said I'd turn into Alan Shearer so he'd miss. -- Robert
• He is told to mind his language by Mirror Online columnist Gary Bainbridge -- ⓑⓐⓓⓡⓤⓦⓘⓢⓔ
• Not actually Alan Shearer. Though you can see how people may be mistaken for thinking so -- Bio Hopper
• He is God. -- kevin nash
• Alan is a nonce. -- Some Body
• Why do Gary Linekar and Alan Shearer look so orange when Martyn Keown looks so normal? -- The Barlights
• Alan Shearer really is the pits isn't he. -- Robbie Ian George
• Watchin an alan shearer is spot on about lovren pulling out of that challenge,disgrace!!! do you think carra or sami would? NO!! -- Wayne Kelly
• So glad Alan Shearer did a documentary on the links of Dementia within football -- Tom
• I cant believe Hazard is being compared with sanchez Let's be serious. he is a twat. -- Londres est Bleu
• All i want for Christmas is to see Alan Shearer get smashed in the mouth with a house brick -- El Capitan
• Alan shearer is stupid, how is he not blaming Johnson and Henderson for those mistakes -- Bradley Kiley
• He is probably the only person in the world that I hate more than Glen Johnson -- Cap'n Sam
• Have to agree with Alan Shearer, the Liverpool defence is just no good -it's poor. No good blaming Balotelii, we are not a one man team -- Mohamed Ghoorun
• Alan Shearer's analysis is so bad that I actually want Alan Hansen back -- George Singer

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