Alan Johnson

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3 star rating
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  • 1 star rating today in London talking about the worldwide challenge of HAI. Dr Alan Johnson - key is surveillance, know your organisms --
  • 5 star rating Wayne off The Leftovers is Alan Johnson off The Peep Show I love him --
  • 3 star rating It have to admit that Ed Milliband is not the man to lead Labour to victory !! # Alan Johnson --
  • 1 star rating Watching This Week from last night. he is spot on and knew what he was talking about. He should've been leader. Labour messed up --
  • 1 star rating Usually Alan Johnson talks sense on but his inability to even consider the idea of legalising use of drugs is sad. --
  • 5 star rating Scuse me, but is it just me or has Alan Johnson come dressed as a woman tonight. He looks great, love you Al xxx --
  • 4 star rating He is an ultra-right-wing Stop callling him 'man on the left'. --
  • 1 star rating Alan Johnson says he has no idea why Labour should take flak for any indyref pledges not being kept. Finger on the pulse. --
  • 5 star rating Highlight tonight: Alan Johnson MP telling me he's so happy to meet me, followed by a 10 min one on one convo about the local politics. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Johnson looking decidedly grumpy after exchange about drugs and being pointed out he'd sacked Prof Nutt for his evidence based views. --
  • 1 star rating Living Allowance. he is right. Should be retained. Iain Duncan Smith-Dunce is a nasty incompetent waste of space --
  • 2 star rating Hmm he is now saying 1,500 serious criminals have been removed from the UK, but how did they get in Alan?? --
  • 5 star rating Michael Portillo to Alan Johnson: "You took it seriously, I took it seriously, we take it very seriously when we sign these warrants" --
  • 1 star rating I suspect he is in the pay of some drug cartel, to keep drugs illegal. That or he's been at the Crystal-Meth... --
  • 1 star rating Is the irrational Alan Johnson the person that's supposed to save Unable to argue rationally about drugs with Birrell. --
  • 3 star rating Glad to see the A Team on Always good when he is on with Michael Portillo. --
  • 4 star rating he is dressed like he has just finished a come dancing session. --
  • 4 star rating He is alright but a little clumsy when discussing policy --
  • 5 star rating Alan Johnson's position on drug policy is infuriating. Reactionary & indifferent to the proven benefits of decriminalization. --
  • 5 star rating - coo, that alan johnson is a right thicko.. --
  • 5 star rating Don't really agree with Alan Johnson on drugs but would love to see him bring some of that fight to the dispatches box instead of Miliband. --
  • 3 star rating Alan Johnson just proved what an old backward thinking twat he really is --
  • 4 star rating What on earth is Alan Johnson wearing? Granny's woolliy? --
  • 3 star rating Alan Johnson's inability to understand the proliferation of drugs on This Week is terrifying --
  • 5 star rating Is Alan Johnson really saying you can't buy drugs if you want them? Doesn't he wander round London? You don't even have to want them. --
  • 3 star rating I really like Alan Johnson but he was well out in that drugs debate there. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Johnson, the clown, isn't listening... --
  • 3 star rating Just back from that great pub, he is wearing an awful shirt. Great times. --
  • 2 star rating Ooooooh, bitchy, Alan Johnson! You're being beaten in an argument, stop behaving like a prima donna! --
  • 3 star rating He is just a huge frightened ball of irrationality over the drugs issue. --
  • 1 star rating Right anyone who thinks he is somehow leadership material needs to watch him on Frightening this guy was Home Secretary --
  • 2 star rating Alan johnson smirking as an uncomfortable truth is explained to him re. the war on drugs. coward and liar --
  • 2 star rating That s it. he is obviously off his head on something on and his inverted snobbery is vaguely amusing --
  • 3 star rating Why is Alan Johnson wearing a woman's blouse, is he off to Madame Jojo's later? --
  • 5 star rating At each turn, he is talking out of his arse. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Johnson completely right in his opposition to legalisation of drugs. Damages working class families most. Why is he not Labour leader? --
  • 5 star rating What Alan Johnson said wasn't logical. Smoking is legal and regulated and not all children smoke. Only 20% do. The same as use drugs --
  • 2 star rating I know it's Movember but unfortunate shadow is giving Alan Johnson a hitler wannabe moustache. Too much --
  • 2 star rating Memo to Alan Johnson : the SNP do really want to get rid of nuclear weapons. Seriously. There are clues. --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking Tory --
  • 1 star rating Alan Johnson first laughs at Corbyn's view that the Egypt problem is dangerous and in the next sentence agrees with Corbyn. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Johnson thinks Cameron must have "very clear intelligence" about the Egypt plane crash. Yep, that's because he KNOWS who did it --
  • 1 star rating Alan Johnson and Michael Portillo's "trust the government on everything" mantra is disappointing from two intelligent men --
  • 5 star rating He is nothing more than a government shill. --
  • 2 star rating Alan Johnson gives his backing to all UK residents being presumed guilty of possibly being a terrorist. --
  • 5 star rating He is terrifying --
  • 1 star rating Disappointing hearing Alan Johnson endorse Theresa May in the way that he is Shami Chakrabarti making sound points as ever --
  • 3 star rating Shami Chakrabati is seriously trying to kill Alan Johnson with her eyes --
  • 3 star rating Can't believe that he is arguing FOR mass surveillance. A Labour politician. ffs --
  • 1 star rating Very disappointing to see Alan Johnson defending Theresa May *and* Andy Burnham's *terribly* ill-informed performance on --

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