Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alan Gordon I'm a crusher
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Alan Gordon is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Alan Gordon
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The only new player on the MLS salary list for the is Alan Gordon, and it's not like that's a new contract -- LAGConfidential
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CCL quarterfinals will always give us hope. But really we all know he is going to crush some spirits -- David Rowaan
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so ... there's still a chance for a LD to Alan Gordon goal tonight -- Jason R Riley
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There is little loves more than Alan Gordon hustle. -- Jefe
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look garbage Robbie Keane looking very MVP right now. What a goal. (Play started by Alan Gordon hustle, btw.) -- Zach Ward
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Robbie Keane looking very MVP right now. What a goal. (Play started by Alan Gordon hustle, btw.) -- Grant Wahl
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Alan Gordon coming in which means this game is ending 4-0. -- Justin (NBA CHAMPS!)
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Alan Gordon comes on and with ten minutes to go the stage is set for him to get the winner! -- Ben Hickey
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who is alan gordon? -- vitaly b
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We will have to agree to disagree. This is all about oil...again. The ultimate goal is to take Syria. -- Aye!
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Hahaha there it is. Alan Gordon comes on for lletget. -- Alexander Salas
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So. I don't completely hate Alan Gordon anymore. In unrelated news, I'm giving away all my belongings because I'm going to kill myself. -- Michelle H
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Schurrle is the Alan Gordon of the EPL. -- Sarah Lerner
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So... After this Alan Gordon goal, I guess you could say "Goonies, never die"; even the galactic ones. -- Diego Pinzón
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He is my hero! Clinched that playoff spot! My heart just grew two sizes! -- Tiffany Slagle
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This is Alan Gordon time. -- George Valenzuela
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Alan Gordon has been fun to watch so far. Let's hope to see it continue! -- Off to Neverland
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4 yo: "OMG...Alan Gordon scored."
This is a different Alan Gordon than the one you listened to in the womb, Little Man. -- Decker
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That was an Alan Gordon (LAG/MLS) type of goal right there -- Chloé
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Jelle Van Damme was ranked in the top 5 for physicality in world soccer in FIFA 17. he is automatically after trucking him -- Andrew Rouse
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Alan Gordon, not really feeling it tonight.
Better off as an impact sub. -- Andy Gillespie
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Maybe if you weren't so lazy that would have been the go ahead goal Alan Gordon -- Chris Garcia
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So Alan Gordon wants to bury the hatchet with us by buying us kegs of beer for the next game lol -- Giovanna Chevez
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Is anyone really good at photoshop? I need a picture of Alan Gordon accepting the balon d'or -- Chris Tucker
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That Alan Gordon comment really hurt my feelings -- Dom
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Is this play-by-play guy the ALAN GORDON guy? -- Smashley
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Move over Alan Gordon, Marco Pappa is the new Super-Sub! -- Jack Steele
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He is garbage -- Javier Velez
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Really, Alan Gordon?! -- Everardo Lomeli
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He is shit -- Ders
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LMAO. Alan Gordon so bad. He's like a poor man's Wondo, which is saying something because Wodolousey is woeful. -- Joe Rey
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He is going owe Galaxy fans a lot of -- Kirsten ⚽ Heimlich
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He is soooo ass -- $TANK $INATRA
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Alan Gordon... being Alan Gordon. -- Louisville Outlaws
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He is the man with ice water in his.......boots. -- Paul Bradshaw
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Alan gordon is fucking garbage -- Mister T ✌
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I love that he is just terrible and can't finish shit -- ryan terry
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I know I saw a stat somewhere that Alan Gordon's goals per opportunity rate is lower than any other forward. On full display right now. -- Marcinko
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He is really good at soccer'ing -- Joel Larson
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Safe to say the Alan Gordon honeymoon is over. Thank the lord it is, honestly. -- Emilio
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Jordan Morris on the preliminary 35-man Gold Cup roster, as is Alan Gordon. No Geoff Cameron, no Zelalem. -- Ives Galarcep
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Good shot from Alan Gordon there. No, really, he almost had it. -- Jacob Spookstrom
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Oh god he is going to win this one just wait. -- Jon Bentley
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He is a joke. lol -- JCP503
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Oh my. alan gordon. that wasn't very good. -- Duncan Fletcher
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He is the quintessential American striker. -- Usry
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Really glad he is back on the Galaxy.. -- Jesse Kelly
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This game is screaming out for an Alan Gordon-Any Sounders Player double red card. Go on Alan, do your duty. -- Abe Asher
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This is a great game. A great game. Let's just please stop trying to punch each other. (although, uh oh, here comes Alan Gordon) -- Howler Magazine
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So you don't put Colorado away and Alan Gordon has entered the match. I feel like I've seen this episode before but I won't spoil it. -- Total MLS
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