Alan Coren

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Alan Coren
English humorist, writer and satirist
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Loading
Loading
Alan Coren ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.

Alan Coren is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "Tweet" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Alan Coren

new! Rate Alan Coren

Body: 

No votes yet

Face: 

No votes yet

Mind: 

No votes yet

Heart: 

No votes yet
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking in Hottest Celebrities, and your comment will appear at the top. You'll be redirected to PayPal for the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren~ Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. --
  • 2 star rating Alan Coren~ Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. --
  • 5 star rating 27/9/78 Walked to Punch & Alan Coren was v. nice to me, and so was Miles Kington...walked home in a bemused state, smiling at strangers. --
  • 1 star rating Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear. - Alan Coren (1938 - 2007) --
  • 1 star rating "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they ve told you what it is you want to hear."~Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren~ Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. --
  • 1 star rating Victoria Coren is my favourite showbiz bird.Smart,witty,top poker player and the daughter? of the much missed Alan Coren. --
  • 2 star rating Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers. Alan Coren --
  • 2 star rating Alan Coren~ Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. --
  • 5 star rating Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms. ~Alan Coren --
  • 2 star rating - Alan Coren Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks: The Essential Alan Coren Book: £0.99End Date: Thursd... ... --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. yep --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. yes --
  • 5 star rating Capitalist democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. Alan Coren --
  • 5 star rating Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. -- Alan Coren --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. :-D --
  • 3 star rating Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come. Alan Coren --
  • 3 star rating Strangely delighted to discover that I've pissed in the same toilet as Alan Coren. --
  • 1 star rating Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. ? Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Demokrasi, size duymak istediklerinizi söyledikten sonra, diktatörlerinizi seçmekten ibarettir. - Alan Coren --
  • 3 star rating "Er, Alan Coren/Claire Rayner's son wants to do some writing?" "Hmm, shove him in the food bit" --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. wow --
  • 5 star rating Capitalist democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. - Alan Coren --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. yes --
  • 1 star rating "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear." - Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. :-) --
  • 5 star rating Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. - Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ~ Alan Coren --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Ha --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. no --
  • 3 star rating To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. ~Alan Coren, The Sanity Inspector, 1974 --
  • 1 star rating "Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear." Alan Coren --
  • 5 star rating Fabulous evening of readings at Devizes Books....Nancy Mitford,John Agard, Alan Coren. Hilarious relief from constant election witterings. --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren: La televisión es más interesante que las personas. Si no lo fuera, tendríamos a personas colocadas en los rincones del sa... --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. no --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Ha --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. yes --
  • 3 star rating Being a personality is not the same as having a personality. Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. :0 --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. Ha --
  • 5 star rating Demokrasi, duymak istedi inizi Sand n z eyi Size söylemelerinin ard ndan diktatörlerinizi seçmenizden ibarettir. Alan Coren --
  • 3 star rating No that's not an earthquake, it's Alan Coren spinning in his grave at his utter cunt of a son. --
  • 5 star rating Demokrasi, duymak istedi inizi Sand n z eyi Size söylemelerinin ard ndan diktatörlerinizi seçmenizden ibarettir. Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. Ha --
  • 4 star rating To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. ~Alan Coren --
  • 2 star rating Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers. -Alan Coren --
  • 1 star rating Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. wow --
  • 5 star rating Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. ok --
  • 1 star rating " is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms" - Alan Coren --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

Alan Coren sexy 0.jpg
Alan Coren new pic 1.jpg
Alan Coren dating 2.jpg
Alan Coren dating 3.jpg
Alan Coren marriage 4.jpg
Alan Coren dating 5.jpg