Aesop Rock

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass album is too sick, the beats --
  • 1 star rating I fractured my left piggy toe and can't play volleyball, and I;m listening to Busdriver's latest album and he is on it --
  • 3 star rating Could give a fuck what anyone says about Aesop Rock. That nigga is an incredible lyricist --
  • 3 star rating I like some of aesop rock's tracks but im pretty sure a lot of it is actually complete gibberish --
  • 3 star rating You're not really opening for aesop rock not even in the same building haha --
  • 5 star rating Aesop Rock for a road trip is so clutch --
  • 1 star rating One time my friend rosaria insulted holy smokes by aesop rock and i've nvr regretted not being in contact with her --
  • 3 star rating Unpopular opinion time: he is quite possibly the greatest hip hop artist to ever live. --
  • 5 star rating None shall pass by he is a jam --
  • 5 star rating I can't believe there's really a busdriver song that features aesop rock and danny brown that's the weirdest combination music is crazy --
  • 5 star rating Top of my list is AESOP ROCK --
  • 5 star rating He is my MF Doom. Whatever that means. --
  • 3 star rating Seriously if you dont listen to aesop rock what the fuck are you doin yo --
  • 2 star rating Atmosphere is checked off, now I'll die happy when I've finally seen Aesop Rock and Sage Francis live --
  • 3 star rating I cannot get over aesop rock saying "hit the corner like the devil is a cubist" --
  • 5 star rating Little he is the cutest. --
  • 5 star rating Aesop rock is king --
  • 4 star rating Apparently, he is the most intelligent rapper to have ever lived. --
  • 3 star rating Harbabure ti church is perfect too and so are Aesop Rock and A$AP Rocky the same person or Cinema --
  • 5 star rating My name is aesop rock and I hate cops --
  • 4 star rating He is a lyrical genius: "My motherfucking beard has a beard" --
  • 5 star rating Aesop rock is coming to sa hell yeah --
  • 5 star rating The Aesop Rock Pandora station is wonderful --
  • 4 star rating You can't deny that aesop rock is top 10 all time... --
  • 1 star rating I really don't think you can be a "hip-hop" fan without ever hearing a song from aesop rock, atmosphere, sage francis, or Eyedea --
  • 5 star rating He is the Shakespeare of Hip-Hop. Abstract lyricism, intellectual raps, and a vocabulary that's unparalleled. God amongst armatures. --
  • 5 star rating And don't pull the whole "I know him, it can't be that good." card. Somebody had to have known Aesop Rock too. Good music is good music. --
  • 5 star rating Man I fuckin love this album. Labor Days by he is fucking amazing. Even if you don't like Rap. --
  • 5 star rating Aesop Rock's Zero Dark Thirty video is hella dope --
  • 3 star rating Labor Days by Aesop Rock could literally be taught in a college class. So many literary elements --
  • 5 star rating My music teacher spent a good 10-15 min teaching us how to make a "bleep" sound on a synthesizer. Shit is complex like Aesop Rock's lyrics --
  • 3 star rating Now he is a real story teller. Show me a song where he mentions getting "bitches" --
  • 1 star rating My new pet peeve is when I ask someone if they like Aesop Rock and they think I'm talking about ASAP Rocky..... --
  • 4 star rating Really pisses me off how there is Aesop Rock and A$sap Rocky. --
  • 4 star rating Driving into work, listening he is pretty awesome. --
  • 3 star rating Aesop rock has a song called 'Bring Back Pluto'. One reason why he is awesome. --
  • 4 star rating Now Playing: Which Way Is Up Feat. Aesop Rock by Atmosphere - 2011 --
  • 1 star rating He is deliberately obtuse and abstract so why do his pretentious fans act like you're stupid for not "getting it" immediately --
  • 5 star rating Hello? Yo, is Aesop Rock home? --
  • 3 star rating He is still the world's coolest person called Ian. he's much cooler than my dad for example. --
  • 2 star rating "Is it possible, c-c-conceivable that I sleepwalked out of my apartment and w-w-went berserk?" -Aesop Rock --
  • 2 star rating If the Aesop Rock Skelethon album is as good as the digital booklet then we should all just give up. --
  • 1 star rating My main goal in life is to be the Aesop Rock of academia... peppered with a little Nick Sparks and Childish Gambino. --
  • 5 star rating Aesop Rock ain't no super genius/Einstein of our generation man admitted this so many times just pushes the envelope for lyrical substance --
  • 5 star rating Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch 'Cause she won't let you get that pussy. - Aesop Rock --
  • 5 star rating So i just met aesop rock in a coffee shop --
  • 5 star rating I like how my playlist goes from No Cash, Wu Tang, Aesop Rock, Lana Del Rey, Atmosphere, Lady Gaga, Bright Eyes, the Mars Volta, and so on. --
  • 5 star rating I swear I heard Aesop rock on the radio being announced for a song and I wanted the entire song to hear his verse and it was asap rocky --
  • 5 star rating Timeline 2006 - smoking so much weed that listening to Aesop Rock was a good idea. rollerblading around Toronto and listening to psytrance --
  • 5 star rating Rap is back. 100s, Aesop Rock, A$AP Rocky, and Danny Brown have been nibbled on lately, but Kendrick put it in stone today. rap is back. --

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