susanna hoffs (2012-2)

Susanna Hoffs shirtless bikini

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I would like to make it known that given the opportunity, I would rattle Susanna Hoffs' bangles, hard. So hard.
When Susanna Hoffs comments, I have to pause whatever is going on in my life for a few minutes.
Not deleting my "she is Baengle" comment. It will live on. For eternity. Like some sort of flame that lasts forever.
Listening to I am reminded of my mad crush on Susanna Hoffs. Carry on.
In dreams, I sing Eternal Flame with Susanna Hoffs: she holds a wonky lighter. I wear a giraffe costume. It works, despite everything.