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People Say:

In parts of Manchester, it is illegal for a white man to be unaccompanied by Omid Djalili
I've seen Omid Djalili do much better than two really mirthless jokes in an empty room for a power company's ad. He's better than that
I think i may leave npower purley because how unfunny he is
"Life was so much more difficult before the internet. I had to visit each of my friends' homes to see if they liked my cat." - Omid Djalili
Ridley Scott - but all I can think of is Omid Djalili excellent piece when he becomes a Geordie thug when criticised