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People Say:

So today I made a petition for my social studies teacher to wear M.C. Hammer pants to school and dance to the song
M.C. Hammer Toss
Bitch I'm going M...C Hammer
party! "We gotta go find M.C. Hammer, in the city of Lindsay Lohan to trade the fiery gem for the dragoni herb"
Why am I following M.C. Hammer?