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Tumblr is where i can indulge in filth. Pinterest is where i can get my martha stewart on. and FB reminds me to take my birth control.
SO much to do before my party tomorrow. I'm getting all Martha Stewart + drunk 50's house wife + crazy person.
I'm the opposite of Martha Stewart/Pinterest mom & yet I get immense pleasure from cooking for/feeding my family.Turkey day is 1 week away!
She is better at Halloween than you, duh.
"Life is too complicated not to be orderly." Martha Stewart