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People Say:

I currently really relate to Jeff Spicoli on prom night
Watching True Detective Season 2 is like looking into an alternate reality where Trent of 'Swingers' was Vince Vaughn's Jeff Spicoli role.
Mets pitcher he is throwing 100 mph in the 7th inning.
[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his schlong with a shoe] Jeff Spicoli: That was my schlong! I'm so wasted!
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