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People Say:

Literally so pumped that I copped a Jaromir Jagr "shirsey" for $2 at savers
He is so old he's now used to measure time. As in, "the dinosaurs existed 3 Jagrs ago"
JAROMIR JAGR IS GOD OF ICE HOCKEY!
Reasons to never get married: he isn't, what else do I need
Just a reminder: the only active NHL player since the last time the Islanders won a playoff series is Jaromir Jagr.