jared fogle (2013-5)

People Say:

I made a Jared Fogle joke at 12stone today; so you can tell how my day is going.
He is my idol
Subway spokesman/"eat fresh" guy he is going down for child pornography. I heard the list of charges is a foot-long.
"Cool for the Summer" is basically a child molester's anthem if you listen to the lyrics. I bet Jared Fogle has it on repeat as we speak.
I wanna become the Jared Fogle of Wendy's.