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People Say:

Kevin Pillar has 14 more doubles than Jacoby Ellsbury. What planet is this?
Boy Jacoby Ellsbury really is overpaid crap, huh
The Jacoby Ellsbury contract is the worst contract of Cashman's tenure, and it's not even close
Today I have reached the last stage of grief: acceptance that he is a bag of dicks. His Red Sox shirt is in a giveaway pile.
God I'm still so mad at Jacoby Ellsbury but still 10/10 would bang