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Jack Palance shirtless bikini

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New movie and it's got Jack Palance! He never sold out and made a goofy movie so I'm sure this'll be... Oh. Oh, never mind. I was mistaken.
He is after shootin' Moron Number 1 from Midnight Run.
GenXtweeps: Remember a)how scary the original Unsolved Mysteries theme song was, b)Jack Palance creepily hosting Ripley's Believe It Or Not?
Creepy he is creepy.
We are watching Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow, starring neonatal Angelina Jolie and fellow Oscar-winner Jack Palance and it is GLORIOUS