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People Say:

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. Groucho Marx
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes", he is a crook. -GROUCHO MARX
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx