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Gary Condit. Unfaithful hubby who lied and stalld police about his missing mistress who later found dead.
Attention all artists: I would love to see a drawing of Gary Condit and Lee Greenwood high-fiving in mid-air, shouting WE DID IT!
And now Gary Condit will be on 20/20 next week discussing Chandra Levy. We really are in a time warp.
What do Gary Condit, Dick Cheney and Obama have in common? The murder by horse tranquilizer and pillow, lack of autopsy/quick embalm Scalia
Remember when Gary Condit was the all-consuming story of the summer? Tragic case, but what a simpler time...