chuck norris (2013-6)

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So, all those old Chuck Norris jokes can be repurposed into new Madison Bumgarner jokes, right?
is it true you only got the job because the Internet has finally found something he is afraid of?
CHUCK NORRIS IS A PISCES OMFG
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's ;usfing the Earth down.
There is no theory af evolutio,. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.