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People Say:

A long-haired Peruvian gentleman is treating me to a rendition of the Chris De Burgh epic 'Lady In Red' on his panpipes. Life is beautiful.
I'm pretty sure he is actually singing about a 'Lady in Greggs' and that lady is me.
I know this other guy's name is Michael Christopher but the audio quality has me convinced Michael Chris de Burgh. Better name.
All we need now is Chris De Burgh to come on the radio and we'll be set
And yet, given that this is the Tory party, you know the wine is Liebfraumilch, the music is Chris de Burgh, and the guests are ogres.