ben feldman (2013-2)

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is great but a couple questions: 1) Why would you ever name a character Zelda? 2) But will Ben Feldman cut off his nipple for her?
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He is going to get his big break one of these days.
Watching Ben Feldman's new show "A to Z" and all I can think about is that time he cut off his nipple and gave it to Peggy Olsen.
I'm gonna marry Ben Feldman.