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People Say:

In the meadow we can build a snowman/And pretend that he is Alton Brown/He'll say Are you married?/We'll critique his unflattering hairstyle
Alton Brown Good Eats is on Netflix
Is comment sharing their brushes with fame? I met Alton Brown once
A local coffee shop, whose owner has slandered me for years, is campaigning to be featured by Alton Brown. Jiminy.
Anyone want to go see Alton Brown's stage show at the Classic Center with me next month? Anyone else even know who that is?