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Royals saying they have no intention to trade Zack Greinke this year is like me saying I have no intention to date Natalie Portman.
Dusty Baker says the plan is to start Jose Urquidy tomorrow and Zack Greinke will probably pitch out of the bullpen.
Zack Greinke's start also qualified as his 5th career Explosive Diarrhea, is now in a 146-way tie for 283rd place on the all-time ED list.
Tfw u are a bunch of broken eggs. Dodgers well on their way to incorporate he is awesome.
I really wish people weren't as ableist as they are towards zack greinke and his social anxiety/depression