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Tom Selleck shirtless bikini

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Tom Selleck's bum as Magnum P.I. is the ninth Wonder of the World. The wonder being how the hell he stuffed it in to those spray-on jeans.
He is a bad ass
Me: tom selleck is old and needs to retire dad: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I'm sitting in academic advising and guess what. So is tom selleck.
Of all the things I want in life, the thing I fear I shall never have, a mustache so glorious as one Mr. Tom Selleck