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I accidentally started off my day with Thomas Friedman instead of coffee so now I have no choice but to finish the vodka.
Why isn't there a Thomas Friedman article about Chipotle, E. coli, Jeb's guacamole bowls, and Trump's wall?
(((Thomas Friedman))): 'Russia's hacking is equal to Pearl Harbour' (and we all know how Pearl Harbour was a set up by the jew)
"Big breakthroughs happen when what is suddenly possible meets what is desperately necessary." Thomas Friedman
Somewhere Thomas Friedman holds up an eggo and says, "Now this is an iPhone."