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Shari Lewis & Her Adorable Hand Puppet "Tofurky"
How. The hell. Did I end up on Shari Lewis Wikipedia page...
NAME A BETTER VENTRILOQUIST THAN SHARI LEWIS I'LL WAIT (for you to think of a single example of another one who isn't Jeff Dunham)
Found "mixtape" I made at age 9. Know that bc I remember while making it I heard Shari Lewis died. Only 1 "secular" song from Sound of Music
Do not follow the Shari Lewis Fanclub account. It's run by a sock puppet.