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He is going to go from Andy Dwyer to Starlord under Gary Roberts' tutelage and it'll be glorious
Phil kessel is not a fucking joke
I just found a recent sbnation article with the headline PHIL KESSEL IS TOO GOOD FOR ALL OF US
Phil Kessel was +1 today, leaving Nail Yakupov in the lead for the NHL's Green Jacket. Yakupov is -35, Kessel is in the clubhouse at -34.
Everyone is missing the All-Star game with injuries, and Phil Kessel can't miss it with whipped jersey paralysis? Say it ain't so!