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Remember when Pete Holmes said Italian is a race
He is a national treasure.
You have to stay relevant, Pete Holmes the star was born in 1998, Pete Holmes the man is old as fuck.
He is 33% clever, 33% lazy dick-jokes, and 34% nervous laughter.
I don't know who pete holmes is but everyone seems to hate him and he looks like a dollar store Kid in the Hall