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People Say:

From watching Matt Stairs hit the bomb in the '08 NLCS, to the last 2 World Series, FINALLY
He is atrocious at announcing
And if you don't think 1 or 2 big hits from an all-or-nothing guy is worth it, I have two words for you -- MATT STAIRS!
GOOD NIGHT Matt Stairs wherever you are.
He is a walrus in a person costume