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Is there a fic doctor in the house
There is a doctor in the house once again
Funniest joke at Harvard School of Public Health: Person: "is there a doctor in the house?" *everyone stands up*
"Does anyone have a leatherman?" is the theater equivalent of "Is there a doctor in the house?"
Is There a Doctor in the House. Aaaaaaand the subtext is back and pretty near to being text