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People Say:

"Ask your mom how my dick felt, faggot"
"I'm gonna beat my meat before finals so I remember what my dick felt like before my mom cut it off for failing them all" WHAT
I haven t had sex in so long I forgot what the dick felt like. In reality it s only been like 3 weeks, but you know what I mean.
Fun isn't just getting wasted/turnt and getting your dick felt. Fun is time spent doing what you like.
I wish everywhere on my Dick felt like the underside of it