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People Say:

What is Alton Brown s deal
Alton Brown on Cutthroat Kitchen is a better Joker than Joaquin Phoenix
GGG has a lot of interesting challenges but Guy Fieri is so annoying ... You are not the Alton Brown you think you are
Talking shit about alton brown is genuinely one of my favorite pastimes
Got called mean bc i said the spectrum of alton brown to adam conover is a fixed point. sorry that im speaking and living my truth