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People Say:

So devastated we lost Roy Halladay. Will never forget the pitchers dual with Chris Carpenter in 2011 NLDS.
Rock calling Matt Carpenter he is something Soccer Boy would do
There is a 0% chance Chris Carpenter comes out of that game with 2 outs in the 8th. And TLR wouldn't have even asked.
I love Cmart, for real, I really do. But can we do like a Zac Efron/Matthew Perry switch with him & Chris Carpenter?
Max Scherzer is super hyped. Trying to go all 2011 Chris Carpenter