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So when will Charlie Morton be ready?
He is ass and Jeff Locke is a little less ass so let's not pitch them anymore unless we wanna lose, okay cool.
He is winner of WS game 7. There is justice in this world!!!!
Wade Miley is 2016 Charlie Morton, but as a slop lefty instead of a power righty send comment.
Is there something in charlie morton s name that causes the DK pricing algo to discount him ~25% on every slate he pitches?