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Bill Haley & His Comets - (We're Gonna) Rock Around The Clock
Your mom, celebrated rock 'n' roll pioneer Bill Haley, is so fat, that when he rocks around the clock, he rocks AROUND the clock
1954 - Bill Haley and the Comets record "Shake, Rattle, & Roll." This high energy cover is an early rock and roll pioneering song.
Bill Haley was so cool. A fat Marty Feldman with a kiss curl.
What if it turns out that Flava Flav's outfit is just an homage to Bill Haley?