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Interesting how much Trump likes using troops after so much effort to avoid becoming one. ~~ Andy Borowitz ~~
Getting your news from comment is like asking a cat for directions. - Andy Borowitz
It's been very moving seeing Britain trying to persuade Scotland not to leave. I can't picture us doing that with Texas.-Andy Borowitz
Um, a General telling the Chinese that Trump is out of his mind is not exactly revealing classified information. ~ Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz: Suspending the Muslim ban is an insult to all who lost their lives at Bowling Green.