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People Say:

Liberal boomers really do think he is hilarious and send all his links to each other's Hotmail addresses
"Ranchers Demand President Stop Being Black." --Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
People who think Elon Musk is funny are the new people who thought Andy Borowitz was funny. I'm a little drunk and will not be elaborating.
Texas is regulating uteruses instead of dicks because the sheer number of dicks in Texas would make enforcement tough. (Andy Borowitz)
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. Andy Borowitz