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People Say:

What sort of shrub is Alan Titchmarsh's hair made from?
Oh and he is in my train carriage
The Alan Titchmarsh Show is just Alan in a sparkly blue suit
Alan titchmarsh is having a stroke live on air. Why does he have his own show and why am I watching it??
Gardening addiction is real, as anyone who's sucked off Alan Titchmarsh for a few scraps of bark mulch can tell you