Carrie Brownstein

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Carrie Brownstein
Guitarist, comic actress, writer (Famous from Sleater-Kinney)
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Carrie Brownstein is BISEXUAL and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on her. She has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out her athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 5 star rating She is on tv!! --
  • 5 star rating She is beautiful and perf --
  • 4 star rating Seriously, Carrie Brownstein could not get any cuter. --
  • 5 star rating I was the first person to like a picture of Carrie Brownstein and Jeff Goldblum and I think this is the closest to glory I will ever get --
  • 5 star rating PSA: CARRIE BROWNSTEIN IS EVEN COOLER IN PERSON --
  • 3 star rating Honestly that carrie brownstein/jeff goldblum pic is the cutest thing this week --
  • 5 star rating Is it time to have sex with carrie brownstein yet --
  • 2 star rating Trying to think of carrie brownstein related comment handles 15 minutes after waking up is not a simple task. --
  • 5 star rating This is me keeping calm re: Carrie Brownstein to pick up where Nora Ephron left off in the American film version of Lost in Austen. --
  • 1 star rating My mom called Sleater Kinney "that Portlandia group" MOM JUST BECAUSE CARRIE BROWNSTEIN IS IT DOESNT MAKE IT PORTLANDIA --
  • 1 star rating I know that the carrie brownstein x st vincent relationship is just a rumour but my god what a power couple they would be --
  • 5 star rating Carrie brownstein is bae --
  • 5 star rating She is such a babe --
  • 5 star rating She is 40?! Nuh uh. --
  • 5 star rating She is honestly so important to me --
  • 4 star rating Side note: she is one of the most underrated guitarists of all time --
  • 4 star rating She is the most beautiful person ever is she even real. --
  • 3 star rating I was prepared to hate it but really this is a pretty fantastic show. And I mean plus she is in it. --
  • 3 star rating There is a comedy roundtable with carrie brownstein and i am so tempted to watch it right now --
  • 1 star rating Jay Duplass singing Bill Callahan after Carrie Brownstein wouldn t entertain his loneliness on TRANSPARENT is: My own Lana vine --
  • 4 star rating Sorry, that is my text impression of carrie brownstein --
  • 5 star rating Carrie Brownstein high-fiving Gaby Hoffman over the anticipatory delight of being spit roasted <3333 Pity about this whole Duplass thread. --
  • 5 star rating Is Portlandia One of the Best Comedies of All Time? Jerry Seinfeld Thinks So: Why should Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein settle f... --
  • 5 star rating Sometimes i want to VOMIT thinking about FRED ARMISEN and CARRIE BROWNSTEIN bc i LOVE THEM SO MUCH --
  • 5 star rating Carrie BROWNSTEIN is the actual love of my life and gerard! I just! Thanks! --
  • 5 star rating New crush: Carrie Brownstein --
  • 5 star rating Sleater Kinney rocking this sunny afternoon. Carrie brownstein is amazing on guitar and Janet Weiss one of the best drummers out there! --
  • 2 star rating My boss was super glad I was back after being gone for a bit. Why? "Amy, is Carrie Brownstein a lesbian?" --
  • 3 star rating And she is awesome as always High femme, low femme, middle earth femme, haha. --
  • 4 star rating Really I just want to listen to Kathleen Hanna and Carrie Brownstein. --
  • 1 star rating "The worst is that people will line up around the block for ice cream,but they won t line up to vote" - Carrie Brownstein --
  • 1 star rating This is like when i stanned taylor schilling and carrie brownstein. taylor is 100 years old and boring and carrie is a demon --
  • 3 star rating "transparent" is a great show about a woman being her true self and how hot carrie brownstein is. --
  • 5 star rating If carrie brownstein can do it then so can I --
  • 2 star rating All I rly want is to date carrie brownstein and have access to a lifetime supply of york peppermint patties --
  • 5 star rating Matt is Fred Armisen and I am Carrie Brownstein --
  • 5 star rating Carrie brownstein is my long lost best friend --
  • 5 star rating Why is Carrie Brownstein so ugh --
  • 3 star rating Portland is sick and all but where are Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein when I need them --
  • 5 star rating Really tho, aiming for Carrie Brownstein and landing at Velma is a real "shoot for the moon and you'll still land among the stars" situation --
  • 2 star rating She is the kind of woman that, had I been aware of as a teenager, I would've felt OK about being a weirdo. --
  • 5 star rating I wanna marry Carrie Brownstein so bad --
  • 3 star rating Somehow I missed that she is part of Sleater Kinney. Sadly it took this to supercharge my interest --
  • 5 star rating She is such a babe --
  • 5 star rating She is hot --
  • 5 star rating She is current one of my favorite people --
  • 3 star rating I think I need to marry Carrie brownstein really badly because she's perfect --
  • 5 star rating She is so attractive!!!! im gay --
  • 3 star rating Can someone confirm with me if carrie brownstein and st. vincent are really dating --
  • 5 star rating I'm happily going to see Sleater-Kinney but I can not abide Carrie Brownstein shilling for a credit card company. So I'll stand silently. --

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