Mike Patton

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American, Composer (Famous from Faith No More)
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Mike Patton is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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  • 5 star rating I know Mike Patton from can't remember it was 21 years ago and he still is my crush --
  • 3 star rating He is collaborating with Australian composer/pianist, Anthony Pateras. It's called t t ma. --
  • 3 star rating Is there a longer form answer coming via email? Or I can copy your comment over. --
  • 1 star rating Seriously you need to check this video out. Mike Patton doing the voice acting for The Darkness 2. Just watch and be amazed --
  • 3 star rating Mike Patton has a thick neck, which is good for vocalists, and he has aged well. --
  • 5 star rating Eu vou dar uma dica quente aqui: ouvam o álbum LOVAGE (music to make love to your old lady) (Mas só pra quem gostar do Mike Patton e tal) --
  • 3 star rating is looking forward to making new memories with residents of VOTE MIKE PATTON. --
  • 4 star rating Always a must with my morning coffee. Hope all is well Mike. --
  • 5 star rating Gotta wonder how new Faith No More album is gonna sound. Aside from California, MIT GAS is best Mike Patton album since last FNM work. --
  • 1 star rating If there is one man who appears in just about every one of my dreams it is Mike Patton. What is this trying to tell me? --
  • 4 star rating .....but he is involved, so it's bound to be great --
  • 5 star rating Brandon Boyd is a mini Mike Patton. --
  • 3 star rating . favourite music group is PUBLIC ENEMY. Will he fight the power at City Hall? --
  • 3 star rating It is an evening for listening to various Mike Patton musical endeavors at high volume. --
  • 3 star rating With our you can feel confident that your Mike Patton Auto Family price is fair, and competitive. --
  • 5 star rating Have I mentioned lately that I freaking love Mike Patton and every single one of his side projects? Because really I do. ALL OF THEM. --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius --
  • 4 star rating He is like Helmet?!?! Go to bed Play Music, you're drunk. --
  • 5 star rating new faith no more "motherfucker" reminds me why i love mike patton so much!! --
  • 5 star rating He is GOD --
  • 5 star rating Just found out Mike Patton did the infected voices in The Last of Us. No wonder they scared the shit out of me. His larynx is not human. --
  • 5 star rating Can t believe the Dillinger Escape Plan s EP w/ Mike Patton Irony is a Dead Scene is already 13yr ago. Best metal EP I ve ever heard --
  • 5 star rating He is a Faget --
  • 4 star rating He is one of the greatest vocalists who have ever lived. --
  • 1 star rating New IOS8 predictive typing is pretty smart - I type 'Mi' and two autocomplete options are MILA and MIKE PATTON --
  • 2 star rating Sorry we missed you. There was no note on our door, so we hope you are planning to come back to CP. --
  • 2 star rating I cannot remember people being as excited about someone losing their job as they are over the demise of --
  • 3 star rating I know I've said it like 900,457 times, but he is seriously the fucking greatest. --
  • 4 star rating You're're lucky! MY 92-year-old mom is leaning towards Guy! --
  • 4 star rating Is Mike Patton to music what Quentin Tarantino is to film? --
  • 4 star rating The encore is the dryer cycle... watch for the fireworks then. --
  • 3 star rating Faudrait que j'aille dormir mais je suis retombée sur ma playlist he is god. --
  • 4 star rating Modest Mouse are like The Shins being fronted by Mike Patton. --
  • 5 star rating On comfort games, BIONIC COMMANDO (the 3d gritty next-gen one, feat. the voice of mike patton) is seriously near and dear to my heart --
  • 1 star rating I so very badly want to hear the album-baby that mike patton and jamie stewart would birth if they collaborated --
  • 5 star rating Mike Patton is GOAT --
  • 5 star rating really good commercial --
  • 1 star rating Seriously you need to check this video out. Mike Patton doing the voice acting for The Darkness 2. Just watch and be amazed --
  • 2 star rating Great movie bunraku, very good aesthetic good actors good music and very good narration of mike patton. --
  • 5 star rating Damon Albarn is the new Mike Patton. --
  • 2 star rating Really sad to have missed you tonight. Was looking forward to actually meeting a candidate in my ward. --
  • 5 star rating Costume idea: clown clown car mike patton in a clown car (your dick is mike patton, your body is the clown car. this costume is boys only) --
  • 4 star rating He is a vocal god. His range and ability is unmatched. --
  • 5 star rating The fuck is a Mike Patton? --
  • 3 star rating . do you agree the issue of cabs in Ottawa needs to be addressed? If so, what do you propose to do? --
  • 5 star rating Últimamente traigo un mega crush con la voz de Mike Patton porque daaaamn ! --
  • 3 star rating The score in The Place Beyond The Pines is so fitting, well done, Mike Patton. --
  • 5 star rating He is a god damned American Hero. --
  • 5 star rating He is not as cool as the Swami. --
  • 3 star rating Just listened to Faith No More's Sol Invictus. Fantastic stuff! he is such an amazing singer. --

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