Joe Theismann

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American football quarterback (Famous from Won Super Bowl XVII)
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  • 2 star rating Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ~Joe Theismann --
  • 2 star rating "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein" - Joe Theismann --
  • 2 star rating ''Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein'' - Joe Theismann --
  • 1 star rating Joe Theismann just wrote me a letter about my grandfather. This is one of the coolest things that has ever happened to me... --
  • 4 star rating Nobody in the game of should be called a A genius is like Norman Joe --
  • 4 star rating The tackle on he is definitely one of the worst sports injuries ever. --
  • 1 star rating Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating I miss the days when ESPN put Joe Theismann on their NFL draft coverage and he was so clueless, Kiper looked like he wanted to punch him. --
  • 2 star rating Bring back paul Maguire, joe Theismann, anyone! Hey Ray Lewis is murder on this set! Get him off. Horrible --
  • 1 star rating Give me a qb or give me glaucoma so I don't have to watch Brian hoyer do his best impersonation of joe theismann again. --
  • 3 star rating Joe Theismann when he broke his leg didn't react like the Mexico player. My God. --
  • 2 star rating "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --
  • 2 star rating Joe Theismann~ Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --
  • 2 star rating The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ~Joe Theismann --
  • 3 star rating Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.-Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating Molly Fletcher is at the top of her game. She?s a former sports agent who has represented names like Tom Izzo, Doc Rivers and Joe Theismann. --
  • 4 star rating Watching a video in Railroads class and for some reason he is in it. --
  • 4 star rating Where is Joe Theismann who said Kirk was better than Griffin? --
  • 4 star rating Somewhere, he is sobbing quietly into his Kirk Cousins jersey. --
  • 1 star rating Bench Kirk Cousins Next Game !!! Is there any doubt they RGIII should be the starting QB ? Shut up Joe Theismann ! --
  • 4 star rating WHERE IS JOE THEISMANN? I need to speak with him for a moment --
  • 2 star rating I'm guessing Joe Theismann really doesn't think RG3 is very good if he thinks Cousins runs the offense better --
  • 3 star rating Where is Joe Theismann's ass? Didn't he add fuel to the fire 2 months ago? --
  • 1 star rating Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. ~ Joe Theismann --
  • 3 star rating Andrew Luck is going to be looking like Joe Theismann when Watt and Clowney are done with him --
  • 2 star rating I will cohost this Sunday on am740. he is the guest, but will slip in some talk on the last home game of 2014 --
  • 3 star rating Joining us in the Locker Room right now is former Washington Redskins Quarterback Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. "Joe Theismann, Former quarterback" --
  • 1 star rating Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theismann --
  • 3 star rating Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.-Joe Theismann --
  • 2 star rating Joe Theismann~ Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --
  • 1 star rating So Danny just got to hang out with redskin Super Bowl champion QB Joe Theismann.....And I got some sweet popcorn. --
  • 1 star rating WSH/DAL is the matchup on right now. I get the feeling Colt McCoy isn't an immediate threat to Mark Rypien or Joe Theismann. --
  • 5 star rating Rivers looks like Joe Theismann. I'm so confused. Nice drive. I take back 1 of the 99 bad things I said about the Brees/Rivers swap. --
  • 1 star rating Joe Theismann was out here saying Kirk Cousins was a better QB than RG3 a few weeks ago..now he saying RG3 is the franchise QB. --
  • 1 star rating Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theismann --
  • 2 star rating The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating Really wish Joe Theismann would just shut up --
  • 5 star rating Former football player Joe Theismann in 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --
  • 3 star rating Joe Theismann~ The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --
  • 3 star rating Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.-Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating Joe Theismann fantastic keynote address @ Used Truck Association Convention today! Great guy, related super w/ attendees. Really Cool! --
  • 1 star rating Watching because Texans are on Fox and their pregame is horrible, and this color commentator may as well be Joe Theismann --
  • 1 star rating Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein Joe Theismann --
  • 5 star rating Let's hope he is not on comment tonight --
  • 3 star rating Dude Joe Theismann couldn't start as QB so he started returning punts bahahaha --
  • 2 star rating Joe Theismann~ Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --
  • 5 star rating He is narrating this shit christ --
  • 2 star rating Marc Trestman is really gonna "look at the tape"? I could only watch the Joe Theismann injury once... --

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