Joaquin Phoenix

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Actor and musician (Famous from 8MM)
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He was named one of Top 100 Most Handsome Multiracial Celebrity Men, The Most Handsome Gray Eyed Men, All-American Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Joaquin Phoenix is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Average: 9 (5 votes)

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Joaquin Phoenix in To Die For is literally the reason that I'm gay --
  • 5 star rating I wonder what he is doing right now --
  • 5 star rating Só eu acho o Belchior a cara do Joaquin Phoenix? --
  • 3 star rating Oh my god I've never seen Signs so 30 seconds in when Joaquin Phoenix came in I yelped --
  • 5 star rating Me acuerdo de la pedazo crush que tenía en Joaquin Phoenix cuando lo vi en Señales y en Gladiator. El pavo estaba to güeno --
  • 3 star rating Feels like Randy Quaid is pulling a Joaquin Phoenix stunt but his is gonna last 30 years. --
  • 5 star rating Hoezeer ik het personage haat, toch (of juist daarom) is Joaquin Phoenix als keizer Commodus een van de beste prestaties in filmgeschiedenis --
  • 1 star rating Joaquin Phoenix's birthday is on Friday, I better see some vine edits of him that day, if not I'm gonna throw hands --
  • 5 star rating He is actually Linda Lovelace --
  • 3 star rating Jeremy Renner as Carmine Politto is a much more convincing Johnny Cash than Joaquin Phoenix --
  • 3 star rating Come on Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone is like 92 pounds you can't throw her down an elevator shaft? --
  • 5 star rating Man is the experience adventure. -Joaquin Phoenix --
  • 4 star rating My sexuality is Joaquin phoenix playing the ukulele --
  • 1 star rating *Trump pulls off rubber mask * It was Joaquin Phoenix the whole time! Shit, you got us good this time. Is this being filmed? --
  • 1 star rating Waiting for the moment when Joaquin Phoenix takes off the Trump mask and is like "It's called method acting..." --
  • 5 star rating Joaquin phoenix is god --
  • 1 star rating I've not watched for a few years, I take it Honey G is some sort of Joaquin Phoenix / Shia Lebeouf performance art piece, yes? --
  • 2 star rating The phone sex girl in Her who asks Joaquin Phoenix to choke her with a dead cat is relationship goals --
  • 5 star rating I want to dress up as Joaquin Phoenix for a costume party but I know I'll be underappreciated so ill just save myself the devastation --
  • 3 star rating So this Randy Quaid thing is like a Joaquin Phoenix-type performance art piece, right? --
  • 5 star rating Why is Joaquin Phoenix so hot? --
  • 5 star rating Joaquin phoenix is beautiful ok. --
  • 5 star rating He is a POWERHOUSE. --
  • 5 star rating He is the best. --
  • 3 star rating Honestly where is rooney's oscar for convincingly pretending to be attracted to joaquin phoenix --
  • 5 star rating This is a love story about Lucius (Joaquin Phoenix) and Elizabeth (Bryce Dallas Howard), find love despite insurmountable odds. --
  • 4 star rating This guy's strike zone is as erratic as Joaquin Phoenix --
  • 5 star rating Why am i attracted to joaquin phoenix he's so old --
  • 3 star rating Any money that woman on the Xfactor is pulling a Joaquín Phoenix on everyone --
  • 3 star rating Can we talk about how Joaquin Phoenix was playing a dog, not a human being --
  • 4 star rating Joaquin phoenix looks so good on the cover of her wtf --
  • 5 star rating Joaquin phoenix is beautiful ok. --
  • 5 star rating He is BAD DEVIL --
  • 1 star rating A film about Mary Magdelen is happening and he is playing Jesus, I'm happy the whole world will see him as I always have --
  • 4 star rating This episode is probably what made joaquin phoenix weird. --
  • 3 star rating What is this about? I'm taking a chance. I thought that was Jeff black but that is Joaquin phoenix --
  • 5 star rating He is the coolest. --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking savage. --
  • 3 star rating My beard is way better than Joaquín Phoenix. That's it I'm quitting computers to become a rapper. --
  • 5 star rating Benedict Cumberbatch is playing the title character and I don't know if y'all remember this, Joaquin Phoenix was almost cast as Doc Strange. --
  • 1 star rating Joaquin Phoenix's nipples are objectively Celtic magic so I remake Akira starring Simpsons characters for a big ol' dick. --
  • 2 star rating No idea what that movie is about but it has Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, and Jeremy Renner in it, so I'm sold. --
  • 5 star rating J'avoue j'ai un petit crush sur Joaquin Phoenix. --
  • 3 star rating So Donald Trump has actually been Joaquin Phoenix this whole time?? Damn. --
  • 1 star rating Just caught Mel Gibson's appearance on Colbert's show. Is, is he doing a bit? Is he going all Joaquin Phoenix on us for a part? --
  • 5 star rating Bought tickets for doctor strange. how much weed do i need to smoke beforehand to make it so it's starring joaquin phoenix instead --
  • 1 star rating What if Donald Trump is actually Shia Labeouf in a mask, and he's going to Joaquin Phoenix levels just to troll us all right now? --
  • 3 star rating Brian Blade & The Hunter artwork is based of course am going for the Joaquin Phoenix look. --
  • 4 star rating Sick of people trying to tell me he isn't attractive --
  • 3 star rating Only just learnt how to pronounce the name Joaquin Phoenix and my mind is blown --

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